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According to the SF Chronicle,

According to the SF Chronicle, the San Francisco Zoo is looking for an “Administrative Ass”. I was at the Zoo yesterday and they clearly have an ass shortage…no donkeys or mules either. They did have some zebras, but Bryan said that they were just regular horses with a coat of paint. (Sidenote: for a zoo in a big city, the SF Zoo is kinda sucky.) Thanks to Kevin for the link.