I got some German spam

I got some German spam this morning, which, when put through Altavista’s translation service, reads:

“I say to you I have on weekend sooooooooooooooo, a giant thick AAAAL imprisoned, and wanted you to the meal to invite, still another few friend which you bring along want, I hab’mal to all my fish friends already a giant Mailing made, and with that new email sender have I equivalent 100 fish friends up once write down kvnnen.”

Fish friends! I want fish friends!