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Inspired by the Minneapolis

avoid fecal fingers! or else!

Inspired by the Minneapolis Sign Project, Patrick sent in this sign he found in Iowa. It reads:

“avoid fecal fingers. use lift-it. available here soon. worlds only germ-proof toilet seat handle.”

Germ-proof toilet seat handles. What an age we live in, my stars!