I need your help. I’ve

I need your help. I’ve got a concept here that’s promising, but I need some assistance in fleshing it out. Basically, the idea is to relate typical bullshit dot com marketing copy to hardcore rap lyrics. Here’s an example:

Razorfish might be “seizing world-class technologies” while Ice Cube would be “lootin’ TVs from Big Brotha, muthafucka!”

Not a very good example, but let’s see what you can come up with. Extra credit points will be given for the use of actual marketing copy and lyrics. I’ll post the best entries in a few days.