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What my five word Webby

What my five word Webby speech would have been, if I would have won:

Me: Knock knock
Audience: Who’s there?
Me: Boo.
Audience: Boo who?
Me: Don’t cry.

In choosing this speech, the goal was interactivity, not humor. I also considered trying to get the audience to sing “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”, but I don’t think they would have followed through with the next line.