I made the mistake of

I made the mistake of stepping into an Abercrombie & Fitch store yesterday (at the Mall of America, no less). As I crossed the threshold of the store, I started repeating “I am entering Hell, I am entering Hell” over and over again to myself. And I was so right…after no more than 20 seconds in the store, I did the ole 180 and high-tailed it out of there.