How long can I endure

How long can I endure this donutless Hell that is Minneapolis? Looks like it’s just a little bit longer….Krispy Kreme is coming to town. Now all we need is an Ikea and we’ll be able to hang with the rest of the hipster Joneses, eating our Krispy Kreme donuts whilst sitting in our Aeron chairs in front of our tangerine iMacs, clad in jeans and tees from the Gap, just waiting for the moment when we can bolt for the exits and hop in our Volkswagens for the trip home to read our Wallpaper* magazines under the light of our lamps purchased from Ikea. It’s a little slice of heaven, ain’t it?