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In the (somewhat unlikely) event

In the (somewhat unlikely) event that I actually win something at the Webbys, I would need to amble up on stage and give a 5 word acceptance speech, as is the custom. I have a few ideas for the 5 words I would say, but nothing I really like yet. Do you have any suggestions? Update: lots of good 5 word speeches so far, including my personal favorite: “See you in hell, fuckers!” Keep them coming.