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The Ring

posted by Jason Kottke   Nov 11, 2003

The Ring wasn’t scary, there was no suspense, and it wasn’t thrilling. There was nothing. You can’t just throw a bunch of weird things together with Naomi Watts and out pops a horror/thriller…or whatever this movie was supposed to be. I call it dull and boring. (zing!)