The Ring  NOV 11 2003  rating: 0.5 stars

The Ring wasn't scary, there was no suspense, and it wasn't thrilling. There was nothing. You can't just throw a bunch of weird things together with Naomi Watts and out pops a horror/thriller...or whatever this movie was supposed to be. I call it dull and boring. (zing!)

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