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Reader comments
Bard EdlundApr 15, 2004 at 11:49AM
heheh, a very useful lesson indeed. great find. somehow the xmas tree really improves the fierce ninjaness.
Shane CavanaughApr 15, 2004 at 12:27PM
I used this for the past Halloween. Then I put on a blazer and a belt around that because I had only an hour to get my costume together. I was Mr. Ninja Fancy-Pants.
monkeyinaboxApr 15, 2004 at 1:11PM
This is very useful. I won a book on Pixelsurgeon called 'Secrets of the Ninja' and I saw this posted before, so I truly am the office ninja, but no one knows it!
KaijimaApr 15, 2004 at 2:23PM
Actually, at a convention last January I attended, there was a full-scale assault on the hotel by a Shirt Ninja Clan - I remember being there when they suddenly exploded out of an elevator into the lobby, yelling in broken Engrish and doing slow motion Matrix spin-kicks across the front of the hotel ^^
mathewApr 15, 2004 at 2:50PM
shirt ninjas
mathewApr 15, 2004 at 2:50PM
actually, that doesn't really explain anything. other than at real life there is a running gag about shirt ninjas
rgApr 15, 2004 at 4:37PM
This is clearly in violation of the PATRIOT act.
sarahApr 15, 2004 at 4:48PM
The Christmas tree really seals the deal for me. As though the ninja lesson were my present.
JoergApr 15, 2004 at 6:44PM
Real Ultimate Power http://www.realultimatepower.net/ .... the Official Ninja Webpage.
heatherApr 15, 2004 at 7:20PM
how about ten ninjas?
This thread is closed to new comments. Thanks to everyone who responded.