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Tarp surfing

Get yourself a skateboard, a big blue tarp, have someone lift the edge of the tarp over you as you skateboard by, and guess what that looks like:

(via mathowie)

By Jason Kottke    Jul 21, 2010    remix   skateboarding   sports   surfing   video

Periodic table of swearing

I would be fucking remiss in my duties here if I didn't inform you of this bloody awesome periodic table of swearing, you bunch of stupid old wankers.

Periodic Table Swearing

There's goddamned prints available. (via clusterflock)

Ferris Club (or maybe Fight Bueller?)

Ferris Bueller. Fight Club. You see where this is headed, right?

Well done. (via matt)

Unwrapping flowers

Golan Levin and Kyle McDonald took some old code for converting between polar and cartesian geometries and hacked it to flatten out photos of flowers into panoramic landscapes.

Flattened Flowers 01

Flattened Flowers 02

Polar-to-cartesian unwrapping of flower photographs is the new flattening flowers between the pages of books. The Processing source code is available. NotCot applied the effect to chandeliers. I dorked around in Photoshop a little and you can get similar results using the "Polar Coordinates" filter...you just have to stretch out the image first. (via today and tomorrow)

The Girl Who Fixed the Umlaut

Stieg Larsson is back with a previously unreleased Lisbeth Salander short story from his rumored extensive back catalog: The Girl Who Fixed the Umlaut.

She tried to remember whether she was speaking to him or not. Probably not. She tried to remember why. No one knew why. It was undoubtedly because she'd been in a bad mood at some point. Lisbeth Salander was entitled to her bad moods on account of her miserable childhood and her tiny breasts, but it was starting to become confusing just how much irritability could be blamed on your slight figure and an abusive father you had once deliberately set on fire and then years later split open the head of with an axe.

Considering the New Yorker's umlaut policy, this is an unusual stone throw.

Pixar Star Wars

Illustrations of Pixar characters drawn as Star Wars characters.

By Jason Kottke    Jun 25, 2010    Pixar   remix   Star Wars

Kirk/Spock musical slash fiction

This mashup of Star Trek with Kesha's Tik Tok just makes me really really happy.

Turns out there's a whole mess of Kirk/Spock musical slash fiction (mash fiction?) on YouTube...there's Kirk/Spock vs. Lady Gaga's Monster, Kirk/Spock vs. She Blinded Me With Science, Kirk/Spock vs. I Kissed a Boy, Kirk/Spock vs. Jerry Mungo's In the Summertime, Kirk/Spock/McCoy vs. The Beatles' Come Together, Kirk/Spock vs. You Spin Me Round and many more. (via david)

Update: And here is Kirk/Spock vs. Closer by NIN, perhaps the Citizen Kane of Kirk/Spock musical slash fiction:

(thx, mark)

By Jason Kottke    Jun 23, 2010    music   remix   Star Trek   video

Kubrick vs. Scorsese, a tribute

Warning: this video contains spoilers, violence, and cinematic greatness.

Many friends after seeing my video "Tarantino vs Coen Brothers" requested me to do a new video duel of directors, so I decided to do now a tribute to my two favorite directors, Stanley Kubrick and Martin Scorsese, were 25 days re-watching 34 films, selected more than 500 scenes, and a hard work editing.

Tarantino vs. Coen Brothers is here; and here's Scorsese on Kubrick, in which I was delighted to learn that Scorsese thinks, as I do, that Eyes Wide Shut is underrated.

Toy Story + The Wire mashup

Woody = McNulty, Buzz = Stringer, and Mr. Potato Head = Bunk. (via stevey)

By Jason Kottke    Jun 17, 2010    movies   Pixar   remix   The Wire   Toy Story   video

Lego versions of famous photos

I've probably posted these before but they're still neat: iconic photographs recreated in Lego.

Cartier Bresson Lego

The original version of the above can be seen here. (via @matthiasrascher)

By Jason Kottke    Jun 10, 2010    Legos   photography   remix

Redrawn European map

The Economist redraws the map of Europe with some countries in new places.

In Britain's place should come Poland, which has suffered quite enough in its location between Russia and Germany and deserves a chance to enjoy the bracing winds of the North Atlantic and the security of sea water between it and any potential invaders.

By Jason Kottke    May 4, 2010    Europe   maps   remix

Pomplamoose covers Lady Gaga's Telephone

Love it. Robin Sloan has previously discussed this type of "production as performance" video on Snarkmarket but Pomplamoose has started using the term "VideoSong":

This cover is a VideoSong, a new medium with 2 rules:
1. What you see is what you hear (no lip-syncing for instruments or voice).
2. If you hear it, at some point you see it (no hidden sounds).

As NPR explains, the band is actually making a living from their covers...they sold 100,000 songs last year. Here's their album of covers on iTunes.

Video games attack NYC

Pixelized video game characters lay waste to NYC.

Give it a few seconds to get going...things get good right around Tetris time.

By Jason Kottke    Apr 8, 2010    NYC   remix   video   video games

Smooth jazz version of Enter Sandman

Well done. Vocals by Metallica frontman James Hetfield.

By Jason Kottke    Apr 5, 2010    jazz   Metallica   music   remix   video

Pixar's The Terminator

By Jason Kottke    Mar 31, 2010    movies   Pixar   remix   Terminator   video   WALL-E

Ruth Bourdain

Anthony Bourdain's potty mouth + Ruth Reichl's Twitter account = the luxuriously rude Twitter stylings of Ruth Bourdain.

Have you ever smoked tangerine zest in a bong? Incredible! Me and the cat are sky high

Omar Little Richardson

For the ten of you who watch The Wire *and* know who Terry Richardson is, this is for you.

Omar Richardson

Upside down celebrities

I would very very much like to unsee this image.

Evangeline Lily upside down

From a collection of upside down celebrities...the Adam Sandler one might be even freakier.

The world's tallest building, out of time

Martin Becka and Cedric Delsaux are a pair of photographers who feature Burj Dubai in their work. Becka's Burj comes from his Dubai, Transmutations project in which he uses the photogravure processing technique to make images of brand-new Dubai that look as though they were taken in 1880.

Martin Becka Dubai

Delsaux's Burj image comes from a project called The Dark Lens, which features images of Star Wars characters populating the circa-2008 Earth. I believe that's the Millennium Falcon docking at the Burj:

Cedric Delsaux Dubai

Many more of The Dark Lens images are available on Delsaux's site.

The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, live in NYC

Working quickly, the DMTheatrics theater company has put together a stage performance of The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski beginning March 18 in NYC. The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, if you don't remember, is the what-if-Shakespeare-wrote-it version of The Big Lebowski that I linked to last week.

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

What if The Big Lebowski had been written by Shakespeare?

It was of consequence, I should think; verily, it tied the room together, gather'd its qualities as the sweet lovers' spring grass doth the morning dew or the rough scythe the first of autumn harvests. It sat between the four sides of the room, making substance of a square, respecting each wall in equal harmony, in geometer's cap; a great reckoning in a little room. Verily, it transform'd the room from the space between four walls presented, to the harbour of a man's monarchy.

Yep, it's the entire screenplay. The Knave abideth, indeed. (thx, conor)

Tuper Tario Tros

Super Mario Bros + Tetris = Tuper Tario Tros. (via waxy)

Enhance your hyperspace

A bunch of clips from movies and TV that show people enhancing things on computer screens:

And a more artful collection of hyperspace scenes from movies:

Both are via Andy, Mr. Supercuts himself.

By Jason Kottke    Dec 17, 2009    movies   remix   TV   video

Imagining Earth with Saturn's rings

This video of what Earth would look like with Saturnine rings is pretty ho-hum, yeah, there's a shot from orbit of the Earth with Saturn's rings around it, and then BAM! here's what it would look like at night in NYC:

Earth with Saturn's Rings

The view from Ecuador is pretty great too.

Update: Greg Allen wants an iPhone app that adds in Saturn's rings to any shot you take with the camera.

With the combination of GPS and orientation data that's baked in to so many digital photographs, it should be possible to create a filter -- I hear the kids call them apps now -- that automatically inserts properly positioned Saturn rings into any sky you want.

An augmented reality app would be nice too.

By Jason Kottke    Dec 9, 2009    Earth   remix   Saturn   video

Lady Gaga + typeface = awesome

Jesus, this is nerdy (and hilarious): a Lady Gaga parody about a typeface.

(via @caterina)

By Jason Kottke    Dec 2, 2009    Lady Gaga   music   remix   typography   video

A world flag

What the world needs is a great flag, a flag of pure bliss. Here's one of the intermediate steps to the finished product; it's an average of all the world's countries' flags weighted by population.

Average World Flag

By Jason Kottke    Dec 1, 2009    design   flags   remix

New York destroyed in movies

Scenes from several movies that depict New York being destroyed (Day After Tomorrow, Ghostbusters, Independence Day, etc.) accompanied by George Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, which famously accompanies a similar but less violent montage at the beginning of Woody Allen's Manhattan.

Or...

Watch New York get fucking destroyed in the movies!!!

By Jason Kottke    Nov 30, 2009    movies   NYC   remix

The Matrix in Lego

This is amazing: a stop-motion recreation of the Neo-dodges-bullets-on-the-roof scene from The Matrix done entirely in Lego.

By Jason Kottke    Nov 27, 2009    Legos   remix   thematrix   video

Harry Beck's US Interstate map

Map of the US Interstate system in the style of the London Tube map.

US Interstate Tube map

Go large for detail. (via coudal)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 12, 2009    London Underground   maps   remix   subway   USA

Video mixtape

Somehow Ricardo Autobahn has constructed a coherent mix-video song from all sorts of movie and TV clips. It's just flat-out awesome; watch it:

See also Christian Marclay. (via fimoculous)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 9, 2009    movies   music   remix   Ricardo Autobahn   video

The Hood Internet Mixtape Vol Four

Just out. Haven't listened yet (downloading now) but if the last three are any indication, this is gonna be a great Monday for listenin'. Sample tracks:

5. Lil Wayne (feat. Babyface) vs Royksopp - Comfortable Up Here
15. Michael Jackson vs Ratatat - Billie "Wildcat" Jean
19. R. Kelly (feat. Keri Hilson) vs Sally Shapiro - Number One Christmas
31. Ghostface Killah vs Beirut - Save Me Concubine

Previously.

By Jason Kottke    Nov 9, 2009    hoodinternet   music   remix

Beyonce's Single Ladies covered by Pomplamoose

A good example of what Robin Sloan calls the production-as-performance video.

What I love about the approach is that it's showing us a complicated, virtuoso performance, but making it really clear and accessible at the same time. It's entertaining, but it's also an exercise in demystification -- which of course is exactly the opposite objective of every music video, ever. Their purpose has been to mystify, to masquerade, to mythologize in real-time.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 13, 2009    music   Pomplamoose   remix   Robin Sloan   video

Carl Sagan Auto-Tune (feat. Stephen Hawking)

Maybe you're tired of un-pop-music-like things being run through Auto-Tune, but I'm not quite there yet. This Auto-Tuned Carl Sagan mix is very nearly sublime.

From sketch to photo instantly (this is insanely awesome)

Wow. With PhotoSketch, you just draw a sketch, label each item, like so:

Photosketch before

and then the system goes out, finds photos that match the sketched items and their labels, and automatically pastes it all together into one composite image:

Photosketch after

The site is down right now but the paper is available for download and this video gives you a taste of how it works:

Again, wow. (via migurski)

Update: I've seen many references to Photosketch saying that it has to be fake (here's a sampling). But it's pretty obviously real. For one thing, here's the source code; try it out (Windows only). It was presented at SIGGRAPH Asia 2009; here's the listing of papers presented. The authors all have web pages on university sites and have published work using similar techniques and technology (Ping Tan and Ariel Shamir for example). And is what it does really that unbelievable? At the most basic level Photosketch is just find me a man that's sorta shaped like this, a dog that looks like this, and paste them together with a background that looks like this. That the results are so impressive (especially for a demo) is a testament to the team's execution and attention to the small details. Even if it turns out to be an elaborate hoax, I have no doubt that someone could actually build a working version of Photosketch...I mean, look at TinEye and Photosynth.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 6, 2009    photography   remix   video

Barack Obama, Jedi Knight

The President recently hosted a rally at The White House in support of Chicago's bid to hold the 2016 Summer Olympics. Some members of the Olympic fencing team were there. Obama was given a plastic sword. Photos were taken. Photoshop (with an assist from me) did the rest.

Here's our President attacking an unseen Sith Lord or perhaps someone condemned by a death panel:

Obama Lightsaber 01

And having finished them off to the delight of the assembled, a victory pose.

Obama Lightsaber 02

Update: See also the Japanese Obama action figures. (thx, myles)

Auto-Tune the News (feat. T-Pain)

It took Auto-Tune the News only eight episodes to get T-Pain on board.

By Jason Kottke    Sep 3, 2009    Auto-Tune   remix   T-Pain

Celebrity GPS voices

I had no idea you could get celebrity voices for your GPS navigation device. There's Mr. T ("what does he say if you need to go to the airport?"), Yoda, KITT from Knight Rider, Michael Caine, Kim Cattrall, the Star Trek computer voice, Homer Simpson, Gary Busey, and Dennis Hopper.

And then of course you've got the mashups like Mr. T navigates Mr. Bean, Mr. T navigates Frogger, and Mr. T navigating in Mario Kart Wii.

You may even be able to get a Bob Dylan voice soon.

By Jason Kottke    Aug 28, 2009    celebrities   gps   Mr. T   remix   video

Harrison Ford, family guy

Harrison Ford is concerned about his family. Like in every movie he's ever been in. (via cyn-c)

By Jason Kottke    Aug 13, 2009    Harrison Ford   movies   remix   video

The mighty flat mountains

I love JK Keller's Tatamount project.

Photographs of mountains are computationally altered to flatten the mountain's elevations, while an ocean horizon is altered to mimic the mountain's original topography.

Tantamount

In the comments, he mentions that the effect is done with a combination of JavaScript and Photoshop...which I didn't even know was a thing. (via today and tomorrow)

Cory Arcangel's atonal YouTube cat video mashup

Drei Klavierstücke op. 11 is a set of pieces written for the piano by Arnold Schoenberg in 1909, some of the first western music to written in an atonal style. Cory Arcangel took a bunch of YouTube videos of cats playing the piano and fused them together into a performance of op. 11.

This project fuses a few different things I have been interested in lately, mainly "cats", copy & paste net junk, and youtube's tendency in the past few years to host videos that are as good and many times similar to my favorite video artworks. I think all this is somehow related.

Cory's no-bullshit statements about his art are just as entertaining as the work itself:

So, I probably made this video the most backwards and bone headed way possible, but I am a hacker in the traditional definition of someone who glues together ugly code and not a programmer. For this project I used some programs to help me save time in finding the right cats. Anyway, first I downloaded every video of a cat playing piano I could find on Youtube. I ended up with about 170 videos...

You can catch Cory's project in-person at Team Gallery in NYC and at Kunsthaus Graz in Austria.

Tron Legacy trailer

They're making a new Tron movie. And it looks like it might not suck! (via @dburka)

Update: The Tron Legacy trailer and Michael Jackson's Beat It match up pretty well, don't they?

T-shirt designs on cakes

Threadcakes is a contest that turns Threadless t-shirt designs into cakes. Ooh, do this one. (via waxy)

Update: Yes! (thx, andy)

By Jason Kottke    Jul 20, 2009    fashion   food   remix

Fancy Fast Food

Love this: the chefs at Fancy Fast Food take fast food items and reformulate them into more delectable looking dishes. Here is just a portion of the directions for turning a White Castle meal into a tasty looking assortment of tapas.

Next, deconstruct everything and separate them into separate plates: french fries, onion rings, fried clams, beef patties, buns, cheese, bacon, and chicken. Using a paper towel, squeeze and dab each bun dry of its oil and ketchup. Then place all the buns on a baking sheet and bake them for ten minutes in a pre-heated oven at 400° F.

Meanwhile, using a food processor, blend the french fries into a pulp with a little water. Do the same with the beef (no water necessary) until it's ground and moldable. Hand-roll the ground beef into meatballs, then pan-fry them until they start to brown.

(thx, paul)

By Jason Kottke    Jul 6, 2009    food   remix

Faux Wes Anderson commercial

For a student project (a fake Wes Anderson film festival), Alex Cornell and Phil Mills shot a promotional short in the style of The Royal Tenenbaums.

More information on how it was made is here. (thx, alex)

Update: Here are the rest of the materials for the film festival. This is an awesome project.

By Jason Kottke    May 12, 2009    remix   video   Wes Anderson

8-Bit Fatalities

The 8-Bit Fatalities project presents the abstract killing in pixelated video games (Pac-Man eating the ghosts, Dig Dug blowing up his enemies) as realistic illustrations.

Dig Dug Dead

The Kirby one is the best...and most graphic. (via clusterflock)

By Jason Kottke    May 7, 2009    remix   video games

Air Force One and The Statue of Liberty Photoshopped together

The hamfisted Air Force One NYC photo op cost taxpayers more than $320,000. Photoshop expert Scott Kelby says that using the graphics editing program for two minutes could have saved a lot of money and trouble.

Update: The NY Daily News had the same idea. (thx, @tshane)

By Jason Kottke    May 1, 2009    NYC   photography   Photoshop   remix

Auto-Tune

The voice modulation technology isn't just for pop songs anymore. Check out Blake tries to talk to Jack about the homepage:

Babies crying in Auto-Tune is pretty hilarious: Baby T-Pain 1, Baby T-Pain 2.

But Auto-Tuning the News takes the prize.

Pay particular attention to Katie Couric at 1:20. Awesome. (thx, matt)

Update: Whoa, Martin Luther King's I Have A Dream speech run through Auto-Tune. (thx, matthew)

Update: Winston Churchill + Auto-Tune = [you don't need me to tell you the answer to this].

By Jason Kottke    Apr 23, 2009    Auto-Tune   music   remix   video

Media packaging mashups

Recently a number of efforts have been made at re-imagining the packaging for movies, books, video games, and other media, mostly mashups and in the illustration style of typical of Saul Bass' movie posters or Penguin Classics book covers. I've collected several examples below.

Olly Moss

Olly Moss made Penguin-like book covers for video games like Ocarina of Time and Half-Life.

M. S. Corley made Penguin-like versions of the Harry Potter books.

I Can Read Movies

In his I Can Read Movies series, spacesick imagines Penguin-like book covers for movies like Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Sixteen Candles, and Back to the Future.

Forrest Lucero designed Penguin-like book covers for songs from The Postal Service and Daft Punk.

Olly Moss

Olly Moss also did simple red/white/black posters for some of his favorite movies, including Die Hard and The Deer Hunter.

A bunch of people on Flickr imagined Nintendo DS tie-in games for movies like Andy Warhol's Empire, Eyes Wide Shut, and 8 1/2. They also did some for TV shows, magazines, web sites, and all sorts of other media.

Criterion video games

The folks on the NeoGAF message board made Criterion Collection-style box art for video games like Super Mario Galaxy, Black and White, and Super Mario 64.

Nikolay Saveliev

Nikolay Saveliev made simple two-color album covers for the likes of Kanye West, Jessica Simpson, and Franz Ferdinand.

Update: Modernist editions of classic album covers. (thx, zach)

Update: Logan Walters is redoing Wu-Tang Clan album covers.

Update: Classic albums reimagined as Pelican books.

Update: Simple Star Wars posters.

Update: Brandon Schaefer did some simple Blu-ray sleeve for movies, very much in the style of Olly Moss. Exergian did some posters for TV shows; the one for Weeds is particularly nice.

Weeds poster

Update: Books as web services.

Update: Panic made some Atari 2600-themed packaging for their software. (thx, daniel)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 22, 2009    books   design   movies   music   remix

Suck my Manhattan!

If you don't like this re-imagined NYC subway map, I'll kick you in the Brooklyn. Somewhat NSFW. (via illustration art)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 20, 2009    maps   NSFW   NYC   remix   subway

Disturbin' Strokes

The intro to Diff'rent Strokes set to some disturbing music is "far more creepy than I thought it would [be]". (via cyn-c)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 16, 2009    diffrentstrokes   remix   TV   video

Chino Otsuka

Imagine Finding Me is a project by Chino Otsuka where she inserts her adult self into photos taken of her as a child. More examples at Wallpaper. See also Ze Frank's Youngme / Nowme and those neat half-kid, half-adult photos that I can't find a link to right now...little help? (via waxy)

Update: Age-maps! (thx, cindy)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 16, 2009    art   chinootsuka   photography   remix

Josh Poehlein

Josh Poehlein's Modern History project takes screen grabs from YouTube videos and assembles them into collages.

Josh Poehlein

These are wonderful. And he's giving them away.

I am offering large printable files to anyone interested at no cost. Computer files are the most easily reproducible information on the planet. In this particular case I see no reason to imbue a false sense of preciousness on the work. The information I gathered to create the collages is publicly availaibe, and the collages themselves are no different.

(via conscientious)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 10, 2009    art   joshpoehlein   remix   YouTube

Layer Tennis tomorrow

Tomorrow at 3pm ET: Layer Tennis match between Jennifer Daniel and Jillian Tamaki with commentary by some guy named Jason Kottke. What is Layer Tennis?

Two competitors will swap a file back and forth in real-time, adding to and embellishing the work. Each artist gets fifteen minutes to complete a "volley" and then we post it to the site live. A third participant, a writer, provides play-by-play commentary on the action, as it happens. A match lasts for ten volleys.

Update: Here's the match preview.

Extreme borrowing in the blogosphere

In the past week, both Joshua Schachter and Matt Haughey published articles that were excerpted in the Voices section of All Things Digital, a web site owned by Dow Jones and run by Kara Swisher and Walt Mossberg of the WSJ. Each excerpt was accompanied by a link to the original articles. Schachter and Haughey both reacted negatively to All Things Digital's posting of their work. Andy Baio has collected responses from Schachter, Haughey, All Things Digital's Kara Swisher, other writers whose stuff has been excerpted in the Voices section, and a couple other long-time online writers. Merlin Mann's comment on Twitter sums up what the independent writers seem to be irritated with:

Republishing online work without consent and wrapping it in ads is often called "feed scraping." At AllThingsD, it's called "a compliment."

It does suck that ATD's linking technique makes it appear as though Schachter and Haughey are in the employ of Dow Jones and that DJ has the copyright on what they wrote. ATD should make the lack of affiliation more clear. Other than that, is the ATD post really that bad? In many ways, All Things Digital's linking technique is more respectful of the author of the original piece than that of a typical contemporary blog. For comparison purposes, here are screenshots of Schachter's original article as linked to from a typical blog (in this case, Boing Boing) and by All Things Digital.

Attribution on Boing Boing vs All Things Digital

Go read both posts (ATD, BB) and then come back. With its short excerpt and explicit authorship (i.e. there's no doubt that Joshua Schachter wrote those words), the ATD post is clearly just an enticement for the reader to go read the original post. On the other hand, BB's post summarizes most of Schachter's argument and includes an extensive excerpt of the juiciest part of the original piece. The post is clearly marked as being "posted by Cory Doctorow" so a less-than-careful reader might assume that those are Doctorow's thoughts about URL shorteners.

[Metaphorically speaking, the ATD post is like showing the first 3 minutes of a movie and then prodding the viewer to go see the rest of it in a theater while BB's post is like the movie trailer that gives so much of the story away (including the ending) that you don't really need to watch the actual movie.]

What ends up happening is that blogs like Boing Boing -- and I'm very much not picking on BB here...this is a very common and accepted practice in the blogosphere -- provide so much of the gist and actual text of the thing they're pointing to that readers often don't end up clicking through to the original. To make matters worse, some readers will pass along BB's post instead of Schachter's post...it becomes, "hey, did you see what Boing Boing said about URL shortening services?" And occassionally (but more often than you might think) someone will write a post about something interesting, it'll get linked by a big blog that summarizes and excerpts extensively, and then the big blog's post will appear on the front page of Digg and generally get linked around a lot while the original post and its author get screwed.

So I guess my question is: why is All Things Digital getting put through the wringer receiving scrutiny here for something that seems a lot more innocuous than what thousands of blogs are doing every day? Shouldn't we be just as or more critical of sites like Huffington Post, Gawker, Apartment Therapy, Engadget, Boing Boing, Buzzfeed, Lifehacker, etc. etc. etc. that extensively excerpt and summarize?

Update: I'm pulling a couple of quotes up from the comments so that the opinions of the people involved aren't misrepresented.

Joshua Schachter:

I really just objected to the byline on the ATD thing. It made it appear that there was a relationship when there wasn't. If there is curation, the curator should be the one noted as making the choices.

Andy Baio:

All the complaints stem from the affiliation issue. Running ads and having comments on an excerpt are only an issue if it's presented as original content, instead of curation. Put an editor's name on there, remove the author photos, throw it in a blockquote, and all these complaints go away.

Alternate futures: the expressways of Manhattan

The architect Robert Stern once remarked, "Can you imagine an elevated expressway at 30th Street just so Long Island guys could get to New Jersey?" Robert Moses could. A pair of Google Maps of Manhattan were redrawn to include the Lower Manhattan Expressway and Mid Manhattan Expressway, two highways masterminded by Moses that would have cut across Manhattan through Soho and at 30th St., respectively.

Lower Manhattan Expressway

This was true for me, at least, while I was making these; Hand erasing buildings through SoHo, TriBeCa, and the LES was an eery experience as I tried to imagine what these places would really look like if my brush was a bulldozer.

More information on the Mid-Manhattan Expressway and the Lower Manhattan Expressway on NYCroads. (via migurski)

By Jason Kottke    Mar 25, 2009    cities   maps   NYC   remix   robertmoses

Google's Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Caterpillar was one of my favorite books when I was a kid and I've loved reading it to Ollie over the past few months. So of course, Google's logo today is aces.

Google Hungry Caterpillar

Now do Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs!

8-bit hip hop

Rap and hip hop tunes played with sounds from 8-bit Nintendo games. Ocarina of Rhyme is a similar effort with a better name but not as good, IMO.

By Jason Kottke    Mar 19, 2009    music   remix   video games

The auteurs of comedy

Famous directors takes on famous comedy routines. Wes Anderson does Who's on First, Michael Moore does The Ministry of Silly Walks, and Tarantino does the I'm Crushing Your Head bit (the best one).

By Jason Kottke    Mar 9, 2009    remix   video

YouTube, remixed

Thru You is a site that showcases remixed YouTube videos...the singing from one video combined with the drums from another and the piano from a third and so on. I was skeptical but these are really well done. Do I even need to say that this reminds me of Christian Marclay's Video Quartet? (via sfj)

Like the Silver Surfer

Surfing Google Earth using a Wii Fit Balance Board. (via quantified self)

By Jason Kottke    Feb 17, 2009    Google Earth   maps   remix   video   Wii   wiifit

Old school breakdancing

Soviet Army dance ensemble + Run DMC = the invention of breakdancing in the mid-1900s.

Here's the same thing mixed with Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice. Reminds me of the previously featured but still awesome video of Al Minns and Leon James doing the Charleston to Daft Punk. Here are two more videos that track the origins and breakdancing and hip-hop dancing in a slightly more formal manner: one, two.

By Jason Kottke    Feb 12, 2009    dance   remix   video

Eustace Tilley contest results

The New Yorker has announced the winners of the 2009 Eustace Tilley contest, which encouraged people to reïmagine the magazine's monocled mascot. These are all pretty good...the cab driver is an understated favorite.

Wonderwall techno

We all had a healthy laugh earlier in the month when someone took the vocal track from Van Halen's Runnin' With The Devil and ran it through Microsoft Songsmith, creating an automatic and unusual musical accompaniment for David Lee Roth's tortured vocals. Since then, people have done this with all sorts of songs and they're all pretty bad. Surprisingly, Wonderwall by Oasis works really well as a techno song. (thx, rob)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 29, 2009    Microsoft   remix   Songsmith   video

I just saw It's a Wonderful LifeHacker

Web/movie mashups. My favorites:

Harry Potterybarn.com
Il Huffington Postino
Slumdog Millionaire Dollar Homepage
Behind Enemy Bloglines
Schindler's Craigslist
Charlotte's WebCrawler
Freecreditreport.com Willy

And while not strictly adhering to the form, I also chuckled at "Bone Thugs & eHarmony". The best I could come up with for kottke.org is Girls Gone Wild: Kottke West, which is not so good.

Update: Duh, I totally forgot about Koyaaniskottke. Also: kottke.orgazmo, The Kottke Horror Picture Show, and Kottke Balboa. (thx, andy & charley)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 22, 2009    movies   remix   www

The mystery of the Obama Hope photo

For all of the talk that Shepard Fairey is just a plagiarist, I think that the clearest indication that his art is above board and adding something new to the world is that until a few days ago, no one knew who had taken the photo of Obama that became the basis of the iconic Hope poster, not even Fairey or the photographer who took it.

Reuters are understandably somewhat put out on their own and Young's behalf, but like it or not, Fairey's use of the picture are well within the parameters of "fair use". His transformative use of the image - both in flipping and re-orienting it, adding jacket and tie and the "O" Obama logo, and converting it to his block print style make it consistent with all legal precedents for use.

Update: But, but ,but, not so fast. It looks like Tom Gralish has found the actual photo that Fairey used; it was taken by AP's Mannie Garcia at a National Press Club event in April 2006. (thx, ryan)

Things Our Friends Have Written On The Internet 2008

Things Our Friends Have Written On The Internet 2008 is a newspaper compiled and printed by a pair of fellows from the UK that is just that...a bunch of stuff that they liked reading on the web last year. I *love* this. And hate it (a little bit).

The hate part first. TOFHWOTI is almost precisely the thing I've been wanting to do for years now...take the very best of the best links of the year and bundle them up into a printed artifact of some sort. So seeing it done first and so expertly was a bit of a punch in the nose. Of course, ideas are so cheap and plentiful these days that "I thought of it first" has no value without follow through, something that my schedule for the past few years hasn't allowed for. This year, *for sure*, dammit! (I'm also pissed that I didn't get around to ordering a copy for myself until this morning and found that they're all sold out! Gah! Like I said, no time.)

But damn, is that thing beautiful or what? You don't even need the physical artifact to see that much. The simple but playful design is just right. Getting it printed super-cheap on newsprint fits nicely with the concept and content. All the little details are accounted for; I wouldn't change a thing. More like this, please.

By Jason Kottke    Jan 16, 2009    remix

Simple film poster remakes

Some nice and simple redesigns of movie posters by Olly Moss, who is also responsible for the classic movie spoilers tshirt at Threadless. (via quips)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 16, 2009    design   movies   remix

Bernstein conducts Shostakovich with YouTube vocals

Leonard Bernstein conducts Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5 while comments from YouTube commenters are read. (via the rest is noise)

Remember, it's airbrushed

"Don't forget..." is a street art project that consists of Photoshop palettes pasted over heavily airbrushed advertising in a metro station in Berlin. (thx, phil)

The Hood Internet Mixtape Volume Three

I'm really enjoying The Hood Internet's third mixtape. They take pop, indie rock, & rap songs and mash them up. For instance:

Jay-Z (feat. Lil Wayne) vs Xiu Xiu
Flo Rida (feat. T-Pain) vs Hot Chip
T-Pain (feat. Chris Brown) vs TV On The Radio
Lil Kim (feat. Missy Elliott) vs MGMT

Their version of R. Kelly's I'm a Flirt mashed with Broken Social Scene from their first mixtape was one of my favorite songs of 2007, far superior to the original IMO.

Mixtape vol. 3 track listing and downloads here.

By Jason Kottke    Jan 9, 2009    hoodinternet   music   remix

The Wire, rapped up

A five-minute rap video that summarizes all five seasons of The Wire.

Police chief, yeah, his rank is proper
'Cause of the window, he starts a war with Frank Sobotka.

MIA's Paper Planes is still my favorite Wire-inspired song, but this is pretty sweet. (thx, about 2000 people)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 8, 2009    music   remix   The Wire   TV   video

Milky Way tube map

A map of the Milky Way done in the style of the London tube map.

I was re-reading Carl Sagan's novel Contact recently, essentially a series of arguments about SETI wrapped into a story, and he alludes to some sort of cosmic Grand Central Station. That, coupled with my longtime interest in transit maps, got me thinking about all of this.

Dotter Dotter

Dotter Dotter features 3-D representations of 2-D games like Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, and Excitebike.

SMB 3-D

(via clusterflock)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 7, 2009    games   remix   video games

Upgrading grand pianos

A company called Fandrich & Sons buys cheap grand pianos mass-produced in China, upgrades them so that they sound more like expensive hand-made European pianos, and sells them for a reasonable price.

With his higher-end grands -- which the Fandrichs named "HGS" for "Holy Grail Scale" -- they start with pianos built in China. He and his workers gut the piano, replacing the hammers, felt and bass strings with German and American parts. They reinforce the underbelly of the piano by installing short ribs -- spruce beams between the existing main ribs.

Using a computer program designed in-house, the keys are reweighted across the board to eliminate friction and even out the response. The reweighting gives the Fandrich pianos their signature touch, one that some players have described as buttery, effortless.

In automotive terms, the Fandrichs are "trying to upgrade a Hyundai to run like a Bentley, for the price of a Honda". (via girlhacker)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 6, 2009    music   pianos   remix

Periodic table of awesomeness

A periodic table of awesomeness featuring Bacon as element #1, Laser as #21, and Black Holes as #82. I like bacon. Bacon is a close personal friend of mine. But can't we keep this overexposed pork product out of it for once? (via rw)

By Jason Kottke    Dec 18, 2008    bacon   food   periodic table   remix

The Chronic, in Lego

Dr Dre, The Chronic

Dr. Dre's The Chronic, in Lego. From Format magazine's list of 20 classic hip-hop album covers recreated in Lego. Good time for a listen.

By Jason Kottke    Dec 16, 2008    drdre   Legos   music   remix

Muppet chickens + 2001: A Space Odyssey

After posting the video of the chickens from the Muppets clucking their way through the Blue Danube waltz, I couldn't resist putting it together with the most iconic use of that tune in contemporary culture. Here, then, is Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, the Chicken Cordon Bleu Danube cut.

The Muppets sing

Beeker from The Muppets sings Ode to Joy.

Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep, meep meep...

Gonzo, Camilla, and the rest of the chickens sing The Blue Danube Waltz.

Bock bock bock bock, bock bock, bock bock. Bock bock bock bock, bock bock, bock bock...

Somewhat related: Beaker sings Yellow by Coldplay.

By Jason Kottke    Dec 15, 2008    music   remix   The Muppets   video

9/11, just like the movies

Just Like the Movies is a short film by Michal Kosakowski that samples footage from movies that were made prior to September 2001 to recreate the events of 9/11. More info.

"It's just like the movies!" was usually the first reaction of those watching the events of 9/11 in New York unfolding on their TV screens, no doubt recalling the endless number of catastrophes that Hollywood has proposed over the years. Now confronted with the reality of one such scenario -- of unprecedented destructive and symbolic resonance -- a feeling of deja vu arises while looking at these images.

Really well done. (thx, christopher)

Real life Mario Kart

Awesome real life Mario Kart by urban prankster Remi Gaillard. (via waxy)

One-man band plays and sings Thriller

In a compilation of 64 videos all shown on the same page, one man recreates Thriller -- the beats, the howling, the singing -- all by himself. This is pretty awesome, like Christian Marclay on speed. (thx, christopher)

Really busy Brooklyn

For his Fabric of Brooklyn project, Tom Mason took photos of scenes in Brooklyn and combined them to depict super-bustling neighborhoods. Reminded me of this wonderful composite image of a busy airport by Ho-Yeol Ryu.

By Jason Kottke    Nov 12, 2008    hoyeolryu   NYC   photography   remix   tommason

Photographic buildings

Filip Dujardin samples photos of buildings to create new photographs of improbable, impossible, or fantastical buildings.

Filip Dujardin

These are great.

Update: More fictional architecture, this time by Philipp Schaerer. (via today and tomorrow)

Real-life Photoshop

A real life version of the Photoshop desktop. I love the little color swatches box. (thx, mark)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 7, 2008    Photoshop   remix

Way Down in the Hole covers

Two covers of Tom Waits' Way Down in the Hole, the title song for The Wire: Tom Waits and Kronos Quartet and MIA and Blaqstarr. (thx, brandon)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 6, 2008    blaqstarr   kronosquartet   mia   music   remix   The Wire   tomwaits

The ecstasy of influence

From a review of A Christmas Tale, a movie by French director Arnaud Desplechin:

Artists who believe in the mystique of originality are often reluctant to reveal their inspirations. But the magpielike Mr. Desplechin revels in what the writer Jonathan Lethem has called the ecstasy of influence. "I didn't invent anything," he said. "Being a director is not such a grand thing. My job is just to show the audience what I love."

The funny thing about the "ecstasy of influence" quote is that it was used by Lethem in a well-known Harpers article about plagiarism that was itself, in Lethem's words, "stole, warped, and cobbled together" from a variety of other sources, which sources he lists at the conclusion to the article.

The phrase "the ecstasy of influence," which embeds a rebuking play on Harold Bloom's "anxiety of influence," is lifted from spoken remarks by Professor Richard Dienst of Rutgers.

The ecstasy of influence would make a good name for this here blog. (via snarkmarket, another ecstatic influence fan)

Simpsons spoof Mad Men

Video of the Simpsons Halloween episode opening that spoofs the Mad Men intro.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 29, 2008    Mad Men   remix   The Simpsons   TV   video

Kanye, Radiohead, mashup

Love Lockdown + Reckoner. Kanye mashed up with Radiohead, I pretty much gotta post it. (via delicious ghost)

By Jason Kottke    Oct 29, 2008    Kanye West   music   Radiohead   remix   video

John McCain vs Barack Obama dance-off

I don't know if this has been linked around everywhere or not, but this surprisingly realistic video of a dance-off between Barack Obama and John McCain tickled every last bone in my body. I watched it at least four times.

RJDJ, maybe the best iPhone app out there?

Here's how to use the RJDJ iPhone app. You install the app, plug your headphones in, launch it, and press "Now Playing". A song plays, the app starts to sample the sounds in your environment, and those sounds are remixed in real time and played back to you. It might be the coolest thing ever. Check out this video and this other video for a quick look at how RJDJ works. The first video shows some songs that use the iPhone's accelerometer to modify and scratch the beat. (via waxy)

PS. It might only be the coolest app in theory...it's also flaky as hell. It was working fine for me and then crapped out...there's no music now, only sound sampling and it's really quiet. Maybe you need to use the Apple headphones with the mic?

By Jason Kottke    Oct 28, 2008    iPhone   iPhone apps   music   remix   rjdj

Truthful TV title cards

Truthful TV title cards. Heroes becomes No One Dies Ever, Mad Men is Drink Smoke Fuck, and Lost is Winging It.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 20, 2008    design   remix   TV

What's inside Angelina Jolie?

Angelina Jolie, powers of a ten. By Eamesfiddle.

The Elements of [programming] Style

Read in the right way, Strunk and White's The Elements of Style becomes an important reference for software development.

5.21. Prefer the standard to the offbeat
Young writers Inexperienced programmers will be draw at every turn toward eccentricities in language. They will hear the beat of new vocabularies abstractions, the exciting rhythms of special segments of their society industry, each speaking a language of its own. All of us come under the spell of these unsettling drums; the problem for beginners is to listen to them, learn the words, feel the vibrations, and not be carried away.

The Ambition of the Independent Video Game

By substituting "independent video game" for "short story" in The Ambition of the Short Story, (mashedmarket) turned the essay into a manifesto of sorts for indie game developers.

The Triple-A game is exhaustive by nature; but the world is inexhaustible; therefore the Triple-A game, that Faustian striver, can never attain its desire. The independent video game by contrast is inherently selective. By excluding almost everything, it can give perfect shape to what remains. And the independent video game can even lay claim to a kind of completeness that eludes the Triple-A game -- after the initial act of radical exclusion, it can include all of the little that's left.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 9, 2008    games   remix   video games

Literal music videos

The literal video version of A Ha's Take On Me...that is, the words of the song are changed to reflect what actually happens in the video.

Band montage! Pipe wrench fight!

This. Is. Brilliant. (via andre)

Update: Here's a slight twist on the theme...a meta song with lyrics about the lyrics. I like the built-in laugh track. (thx, elsa)

Update: And here's the literal version of Tears for Fears' Head Over Heels.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 7, 2008    music   remix   video

Toy Story 2 vs Dark Knight

Anytime is a good time for a well-cut movie trailer mashup: here's The Dark Knight version of the Toy Story 2 trailer. (via buzzfeed)

What are you doing here?

A supercut of every utterance of the phrase "what are you doing here?" on Doctor Who, including dozens of variations. Wow.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 2, 2008    Doctor Who   remix   TV   video

Map of the market: here be dragons

While following the market yesterday, I updated my Twitter account after a particularly precipitous mid-afternoon drop in the DJIA:

The DJIA trend line just kinda disappeared off the bottom of the chart there into Here Be Monsters territory about 30 minutes ago.

I meant "here be dragons" but you get the idea. Anyway, a reader sent in this chart that captures what many were feeling after the market closed.

Here Be Dragons

The Sea of Dread, indeed. (thx, margaret)

By Jason Kottke    Sep 30, 2008    finance   remix

Grand Theft Festal

This year's harvest of crop art from the Minnesota State Fair included Grand Theft Festal, a mashup of Grand Theft Auto and Festal-brand canned corn done in millet, alfalfa, canola, and white clover seeds. The artist recorded a timelapse video of its construction. (via mark simonson)

IHOP meets House of Leaves

IHOP meets House of Leaves. This will only be funny if you've read the book.

By Jason Kottke    Sep 9, 2008    books   houseofleaves   ihop   remix   xkcd

Fake Louis Vuitton products

A collection of photos of custom and counterfeit Louis Vuitton products. Big omission: David LaChapelle's photo of an LV'd Lil' Kim. (via quips)

My yearbook photos

If I travelled through time for the purpose of attending high school, here's what my yearbook photos would look like:

Yearbook

Make your own at Yearbook Yourself. The 1988 photo approximates what I looked like in high school. (via merlin)

Faces of Evil, Hans Weishaupl

For his Faces of Evil project, Hans Weishäupl made composite photographs of the world's worst dictators by photographing hundreds of people in each dictator's country and stitching them together. The results are a bit disturbing, particularly when viewing very large, clear, vibrant color photos of long-dead monsters like Stalin or Hitler. (via conscientious)

Model T hacking

Many early 20th century hackers found the Ford Model T a perfect platform on which to build all manner of different mobile machines.

Among the 800 vintage automobiles brought by collectors were ones that had been converted to snowmobiles, racing coups and tow trucks. That was only a glimmer of the many innovative changes made by Model T owners, for uses Henry Ford never had in mind. They transformed the cars into tractors, pickup trucks, paddy wagons, mobile lumber mills and power plants for milling grain. An itinerant preacher converted his into a four-wheeled chapel.

Check out the slideshow for several examples, including the goat sidecar.

By Jason Kottke    Jul 28, 2008    cars   ford   modelt   remix

Inappropriate movie soundtracks

YouTubers are adding innappropriate new soundtracks to movie scenes, thereby ruining them. I stumbled across the Richie suicide scene from The Royal Tenenbaums set to Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird (instead of Needle in the Hay) and then found a bunch more:

Terminator 2
The Matrix ruined
Star Wars, under pressure
2001
This Monsters Inc. one is actually fantastic.
Starship Troopers
A Clockwork Orange
Reservoir Dogs
Contact

Several of these originated on Something Awful.

By Jason Kottke    Jul 22, 2008    movies   remix   video

Hey jealousy

In an attempt to make Billy Bob Thornton jealous, artist Jillian McDonald pasted herself into movie scenes kissing several well-known actors, including Thornton's former wife, Angelina Jolie.

Unnecessary censorship videos

Will videos that bleep out ordinary words to make them seem profane always be funny? I hope so. Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship was the first one that I saw...here are some others I've run across recently: Sesame Street's The Count sings about how he loves to BLEEP, Barney the dinosaur talks dirty, Spongebob BLEEPing Squarepants, censored cartoons, more censored cartoons, and Cookie Monster BLEEPs the BLEEP.

Update: This commercial for Knorr is pretty good as well. (thx, oscar)

By Jason Kottke    Jul 11, 2008    NSFW   remix   video

Remixed album covers

CandyKaraoke, a bunch of album covers reimagined by Irish artists. (via ffffound)

By Jason Kottke    Jun 27, 2008    art   design   music   remix

Ferris Bueller Requiem for a Dream

Re-cut trailer for Ferris Bueller's Day Off using music from Requiem for a Dream. (via shaun inman)

Garfield, remixed

Garfield is the current go-to media for parody and remix. Nothing Garfield, Garfield Minus Garfield, Garkov (Garfield with random dialogue), Garfield as a real cat, Lasagna Cat, Garfield Randomizer, Silent Garfield, what if Conan the Barbarian was Garfield's owner?, The Death of Garfield, Garfield Loses His Lunch, Garfield Variations.

By Jason Kottke    Jun 16, 2008    comics   garfield   remix

The "american gothic" tag on Flickr is

The "american gothic" tag on Flickr is quite interesting; I like the ketchup and mustard one myself.

Moving Mario

Moving Mario: imagine Super Mario Bros as created by Michel Gondry. Check out the video to get the gist.

Radiohead's Nude played by old computer hardware

An inventive cover version of Radiohead's Nude played by the following instruments: Sinclair ZX Spectrum computer, Epson dot matrix printer, HP Scanjet scanner, and an array of hard drives. Skip ahead to 1:08 if you can't wait through the opening. This isn't the correct technological time period to be steampunk. Bitpunk anyone? (via waxy)

By Jason Kottke    Jun 6, 2008    music   Radiohead   remix

Alice, Pogo

The music video for my song 'Alice', an electronic piece of which 90% is composed using sounds recorded from the Disney film 'Alice In Wonderland'.

Said video. Said song download. (thx, sam)

By Jason Kottke    May 21, 2008    remix   video

Outside the album cover

The b3ta folk explore what happens just outside the border of some well-known album covers. The Simon and Garfunkel and Pink Floyd/Kool-Aid ones are pretty good.

By Jason Kottke    May 15, 2008    design   music   remix

Sad Kermit

A sad Kermit the Frog sings Elliot Smith's Needle in the Hay (complete with The Royal Tenenbaums parody), NIN's Hurt, and Radiohead's Creep (in which Kermit says "fucking"). (via buzzfeed)

By Jason Kottke    May 9, 2008    kermitthefrog   music   parody   remix   The Muppets   video

Harper's mashups

Jezebel's 2008 Harper's/Harper's Bazaar mashup, I'd like you to meet Andrew Hearst's 2005 Harper's/US Weekly mashup.

By Jason Kottke    May 9, 2008    harpers   jezebel   magazines   remix

Newspaper blackout poems

Austin Kleon makes Newspaper Blackout Poems by blacking out all but a few choice words of newspaper articles.

A Woman's bust is the host of Romance, so Don't deplore my fondness for It

By Jason Kottke    May 2, 2008    austinkleon   poetry   remix

Director compilations

YouTube user barringer82 has posted several mini-compilations of films of different eras and directors. For instance: the 1980s, Wes Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Lynch, the 1990s, Quentin Tarantino, and the 1970s.

By Jason Kottke    May 1, 2008    movies   remix   video

The Wire, Simpsons style

A few drawings of characters from The Wire drawn in the style of The Simpsons. Here's a scene from season one; D'Angelo tries to teach chess to Wallace and Bodie:

Wire Simpsons

This might be my new favorite thing on the web. (thx, andy)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 29, 2008    animation   remix   The Simpsons   The Wire   TV

A suggestion from the inbox: watch the

A suggestion from the inbox: watch the fascinatingly disturbing eagle vs. goats video with a soundtrack of Juan Diego Flórez's encore-inducing tenor solo. Two great links that taste great together. (thx, andrew & rueben)

Update: The mash-up is now on YouTube...no separate soundtrack needed. (thx, james)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 23, 2008    juandiegoflorez   music   remix   video

Recreations of childhood photos. This pair are

Recreations of childhood photos. This pair are my favorites. (via waxy)

This page generates names by combining the

This page generates names by combining the first and last names from the 1990 US Census, creating names that may or may not actually exist. If you're tired of perusing gravestones for the names of your next novel's characters, this looks like a good alternative.

By Jason Kottke    Apr 11, 2008    language   remix

Slowing down the playback of a 1999 Apple

Slowing down the playback of a 1999 Apple commercial = drunk Jeff Goldblum. "Internet? I'd say Internet." Great stuff, indeed. (via cynical-c)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 2, 2008    advertising   Apple   jeffgoldblum   remix   TV

There Will Be Vader, a mashup of

There Will Be Vader, a mashup of There Will Be Blood and Star Wars, with Daniel Plainview playing the part of Vader.

(via house next door)

Some bootleg scans of these were linked

Some bootleg scans of these were linked around the web last week, but here's the real thing: photos of current Hollywood celebrities photographed in scenes from Hitchcock films. Click on the photos to see the originals.

Trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom

Trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull redone in the style of a circa-1980s movie trailer.

If adventure has a name, it must be: Indiana Jones.

Interview with Michel Gondry on his new

Interview with Michel Gondry on his new movie, Be Kind Rewind.

I hate cynicism. I wipe it from me. I don't like cynical people. I don't like cynical movies. Cynicism is very easy. You don't have to justify it. You don't have to fight for it.

Gondry also did a hilarious remake of the film's original trailer.

Update: Maybe Gondry got the premise for the movie from an old Nickelodeon show called Amanda, Please! Or not.

This portrait of Homer Simpson painted in

This portrait of Homer Simpson painted in the style of Rembrandt is strangely mesmerizing. Can't look away from those giant eyes.

By Jason Kottke    Feb 19, 2008    art   rembrandt   remix   The Simpsons

Periodic table of rejected elements, including Belgium,

Periodic table of rejected elements, including Belgium, Antipathy, Visine, and Antigone. (via del.icio.us via kottke.org 8 years ago (it's the time of year for recycled links, I guess))

In a map of the Republik van

In a map of the Republik van Nieuw Nederland, Paul Burgess imagines that the Dutch never gave up their New World possessions and a republic formed centered around New Amsterdam.

New Amsterdam never gave way to New York. The Dutch kept the whole of their North American colony out of the hands of the perfidious English, in fact. New Netherland today constitutes a thriving Republic stretching from the Atlantic coast to Quebec, dividing New England from the rest of the United States.

See also Melissa Gould's map of Neu York, which imagines Manhattan as a post-WWII Nazi possession.

Rebecca Mead on young composer Nico Muhly

Rebecca Mead on young composer Nico Muhly in the New Yorker.

When Muhly composes, the last thing he thinks about is the actual notes that musicians will play. He begins with books and documents, YouTube videos and illuminated manuscripts. He meditates on this material, digesting its ironies and appreciating its aesthetics. Meanwhile, he devises an emotional scheme for the piece-the journey on which he intends to lead his listener. Muhly believes that some composers of new music rely too heavily on program notes to give their work a coherence that it might lack in the actual listening. "This stupid conceptual stuff where it's, like, 'I was really inspired by, like, Morse Code and the AIDS crisis,'" he says.

A sampling (no pun intended) of Muhly's music is available on the New Yorker site and on his personal site (which seems to be in a similar vein to The Believer and McSweeney's Store, design-wise).

By Jason Kottke    Feb 7, 2008    music   nicomuhly   rebeccamead   remix

Guitar Zero is a band that has

Guitar Zero is a band that has repurposed the Guitar Hero game controllers to make real music with them. Even better: they've posted the instructions so you can make your own. (thx, nick)

The last part of this video featuring

The last part of this video featuring Conan O'Brien singing The Beastie Boys' Sabotage as Edith Bunker from All in the Family makes me laugh over and over and over.

By Jason Kottke    Jan 4, 2008    conanobrien   music   remix   video

David Lynch does an iPhone commercial, not really. (via andre)

David Lynch does an iPhone commercial, not really. (via andre)

By Jason Kottke    Jan 4, 2008    David Lynch   iPhone   remix   video

Cherry Blossoms is a project by Alyssa

Cherry Blossoms is a project by Alyssa Wright:

Cherry Blossoms is a backpack that uses a small microcontroller and a GPS unit. Recent news of bombings in Iraq are downloaded to the unit every night, and their relative location to the center of the city are superimposed on a map of Boston. If the wearer walks in a space in Boston that correlates to a site of violence in Baghdad, the backpack detonates and releases a compressed air cloud of confetti, looking for all the world like smoke and shrapnel. Each piece of confetti is inscribed with the name of a civilian who died in the war, and the circumstances of their death.

By Jason Kottke    Jan 3, 2008    alyssawright   art   cherryblossoms   Iraq   remix   war

Video compilation of the brightest frame from 1500

Video compilation of the brightest frame from 1500 different movie explosions. Turn up the sound for this one.

By Jason Kottke    Dec 26, 2007    remix   video

Video of Peter Sellers reciting The Beatles

Video of Peter Sellers reciting The Beatles A Hard Day's Night in the style of Laurence Olivier doing Shakespeare's Richard III. Got all that? (via cyn-c)

Wow, The Simpsons did a parody of

Wow, The Simpsons did a parody of Noah Kalina's Everyday video. Noah, you just graduated summa cum laude from Pop Culture University.

Update: But apparently the background music was used without permission.

A few months back a producer from the Simpsons contacted Carly about using her song 'everyday' for an upcoming episode in which they were going to parody my video. She was negotiating a rate for the song, until they never got back to her. No fee was agreed on, no contracts signed.

Maybe they decided since it was parody they didn't need permission? I don't find that likely since what little I know about Hollywood/TV is that they're really concerned about clearing rights. (thx, slava)

Update: The song rights mixup was an accidental oversight and is currently being corrected.

Yasumasa Morimura takes photos of himself recreating

Yasumasa Morimura takes photos of himself recreating iconic photos like Lee Harvey Oswald's murder and Che Guevara. A bit of Cindy Sherman + these photos + maybe even a little Be Kind Rewind. At Luhring Augustine in NYC until Dec 22. (thx, tony)

Tobias Wong has made a slick all-black

Tobias Wong has made a slick all-black iPhone called the ccPhone. It comes preloaded with videos, photos, music, and the company address book of Citizen:Citizen, the company selling it. Available as a limited edition of 50, each phone is $2000. Another of Wong's projects that I really like is the Tiffany diamond solitaire engagement ring with the diamond turned upside down so the point sticks out (possibly for slashing attackers). A nice play on the marital security that an engagement ring offers the wearer. (via core77)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 14, 2007    design   iPhone   marriage   remix   telephony   tiffany   tobiaswong

A plot of Japan's Phillips curve ("a

A plot of Japan's Phillips curve ("a historical inverse relation and tradeoff between the rate of unemployment and the rate of inflation in an economy") looks like Japan itself.

By Jason Kottke    Nov 7, 2007    economics   geography   remix

Joel pointed to these iconic photographs of

Joel pointed to these iconic photographs of the 20th century duplicated with the elderly as the subjects last week. See also: iconic photographs recreated with Legos. I remember another set of photo recreations that I can't seem to find...famous historical events as if they happened in a video game. Anyone recall seeing something like that?

Update: Screenshots is what I was looking for. (thx, rumsey)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 7, 2007    photography   remix

3x3 video mashup call and response old

3x3 video mashup call and response old commercial row row row your boat. Oh, just go watch it, it's cool, especially if you like The Clapper and Christian Marclay. (via waxy, from whom I'm detecting signs of life re: his blog)

The fake subtitles for this movie clip

The fake subtitles for this movie clip make it seem as though Adolf Hitler is banned from playing iSketch, an online drawing game like Pictionary.

I just got my new Wacom! I have the stylus right here! This tablet has more than 1024 levels of pressure sensitivity!

My Fuhrer, iSketch doesn't support pressure sensitivity!

FUCK YOU! It does if I say so!!

Hilarious. (via conscientious)

Update: There are quite a few different Hitler/subtitle mashups on YouTube. This one about him being banned from XBox Live is the most popular one but this one about his car being stolen predates it. The iSketch one is still the best one, I think. (thx, everyone)

By Jason Kottke    Oct 4, 2007    Adolf Hitler   remix   video

Dozens of stills from The Simpsons that

Dozens of stills from The Simpsons that make references to famous scenes in movies.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 2, 2007    movies   remix   The Simpsons   TV

These half-n-half celebrity face mashups are unsettling. "

These half-n-half celebrity face mashups are unsettling. "The right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another." The Bill/Hillary and the Cruise/Holmes ones are especially good.

The ending of the Harry Potter series

The ending of the Harry Potter series written in the style of the ending of The Sopranos.

Update: Hilarious alternate ending for The Sopranos.

By Jason Kottke    Jun 14, 2007    books   Harry Potter   HBO   remix   The Sopranos   TV

A Star Wars / Boogie Nights trailer mashup. (via cyn-c)

A Star Wars / Boogie Nights trailer mashup. (via cyn-c)

By Jason Kottke    May 30, 2007    boogienights   movies   remix   Star Wars   video

Full Metal Jacket game for the Wii. (via df)

Full Metal Jacket game for the Wii. (via df)

Making pancakes like you would cook up

Making pancakes like you would cook up a batch of heroin.

By Jason Kottke    Apr 9, 2007    drugs   food   heroin   remix

This is brilliant: the weird video of

This is brilliant: the weird video of Dick Cheney lurking in the bushes during a press conference at the White House with Radiohead's Creep playing over it. "I want you to notice when I'm not around...." (via cyn-c)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 6, 2007    dickcheney   music   Radiohead   remix   video

Rollercoaster version of the graph of US

Rollercoaster version of the graph of US home prices adjusted for inflation...you basically ride the curve of the graph. Brilliant...I want to ride all the graphs I come across! (via is it real or is it magnetbox)

By Jason Kottke    Apr 4, 2007    infoviz   real estate   remix   video

Artist Christian Marclay says that Apple contacted

Artist Christian Marclay says that Apple contacted him about using his short film Telephones for their iPhone commercial. He refused and they went ahead and made the commercial using the same idea with different footage. Says Marclay, "the way they dealt with the whole thing is pretty sleazy". TouchExplode gets credit for spotting the reference. (via df)

Museumr lets you insert one of your

Museumr lets you insert one of your Flickr photos into a museum (sort of). I gave my beer bottle-shaped sausage photo the Museumr treatment. (thx, chuck)

By Jason Kottke    Mar 26, 2007    Flickr   photography   remix

50 50 is a compilation of 50 videos of people

50 50 is a compilation of 50 videos of people singing 50 Cent songs. (via your daily awesome)

By Jason Kottke    Mar 20, 2007    50cent   music   remix   video

Best animated gif ever

The best animated gif ever created, I reckon. A tour de force. (thx, alaina)

Beatboxing flautist + Super Mario theme song = YouTube gold.

Beatboxing flautist + Super Mario theme song = YouTube gold.

Ikea Hacker is a site that highlights

Ikea Hacker is a site that highlights using Ikea furniture and products in creative ways.

By Jason Kottke    Feb 18, 2007    furniture   hacks   Ikea   remix

Pairing San Francisco neighborhoods with New York

Pairing San Francisco neighborhoods with New York neighborhoods. For instance, North Beach --> Little Italy, Hayes Valley --> Chelsea, and Mission --> Wiliamsburg.

Nasty Nets used CSS positioning to "embed"

Nasty Nets used CSS positioning to "embed" one YouTube video into another. "Be sure to hit 'play' on both YouTubes." Reminds me of the animated GIF mashups (more).

By Jason Kottke    Jan 29, 2007    CSS   gif   remix   video   YouTube

2007 trend maps

A pair of trend maps for 2007, both based on subway maps. The top one depicts the top online companies/brands & how they're connected while the bottom one deals with ideas (with the River of Consciousness standing in for the Thames).

2007 trend map, companies

2007 trend map, ideas

Both maps were found in this article about internet predictions in 2007. I don't know about you, but I find these types of maps fun to look at, but completely inscrutable informationally speaking. Surely there's a more enlightening way to present this information than in Tube map form.

By Jason Kottke    Jan 2, 2007    business   maps   remix   subway   Web 2.0

Odd games

Over the holidays, Mike Monteiro discovered there was a Nacho Libre game for the Nintendo DS. Thinking that an arbitrary choice for a movie tie-in game, he started the DS Tie-In Games I Wanna Play group on Flickr to showcase other possible odd media tie-ins for the DS. Some of my favorite submissions so far include: The Passion of the Christ, Birth of a Nation, Empire, Remains of the Day, My Dinner with Andre (Bon Mot controller sold separately), Super Mario Bros, Learning GNU Emacs, Requiem for a Dream, The Cremaster Cycle, and Getting Things Done.

Here's a couple of ones that I've done: Dancer in the Dark and The New Yorker Draw Your Own Cover Electronic Entertainment (with noncompulsory coöperative mode), pictured below.

The New Yorker Draw Your Own Cover Electronic Entertainment

If you join the group, there's a Photoshop kit you can download to join in the fun.

The WSJ has some background on Lasse

The WSJ has some background on Lasse Gjertsen's excellent Amateur video.

By Jason Kottke    Dec 13, 2006    lassegjertsen   music   remix   video

It's fun Fotoshop Friday! (Phun Photoshop Phriday?)

It's fun Fotoshop Friday! (Phun Photoshop Phriday?) Anyway, here's a bunch of pictures of celebrities Photoshopped to look like Star Wars characters. I'm surprised there weren't more celebrities frozen in carbonite. (via fandumb)

Human beatbox Lasse Gjertsen has taken his

Human beatbox Lasse Gjertsen has taken his skills to the next level. His new video, Amateur, is a clever bit of video sampling: Gjertsen builds an entire song out of tiny video soundbytes of him playing the drums and piano. It's hard to explain, just watch the damn thing. Cameron says the video "feels like what DJ Shadow would produce if he made videos".

By Jason Kottke    Nov 13, 2006    music   remix   video

Trailer for Office Space reimagined as a thriller. (via cyn-c)

Trailer for Office Space reimagined as a thriller. (via cyn-c)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 10, 2006    movies   officespace   remix   trailers

Grand Theft Mario = Super Mario Bros + Grand Theft Auto.

Grand Theft Mario = Super Mario Bros + Grand Theft Auto.

Photographs of postcards and miniature souvenirs held

Photographs of postcards and miniature souvenirs held in place of actual landmarks and tourist attractions. (via gulfstream)

By Jason Kottke    Nov 2, 2006    photography   remix

Turtle with a wheel! A turtle with

Turtle with a wheel! A turtle with one missing back leg has been fitted with a wheel to help get around...a turtle/RC car mashup.

By Jason Kottke    Oct 30, 2006    remix

77 Million Paintings, a generative artwork by Brian

77 Million Paintings, a generative artwork by Brian Eno. "Work that continues to create itself in your absence."

Steven Reich to Brian Eno to Cory Arcangel

Onstage at PopTech just now, Brian Eno said that a musical piece by Steven Reich had a huge influence on how he thought about art. He said that Reich's piece showed him that:

1. You don't need much.
2. The composer's role is to set up a system and then let it go.
3. The true composer is actually in the listener's brain.

I'd never heard of Reich, but the name sounded familiar when Eno mentioned it. I realized I'd seen it yesterday when reading about Cory Arcangel's show at Team Gallery in reference to his piece, Sweet 16:

Cory applied American avant-garde composer Steven Reich's concept of phasing to the guitar intro of Guns and Roses' track Sweet Child O'Mine. Rather than use instruments, Cory took the same two clips from the song's music video and shortened one clip by a single note. As the videos loop, the two intros grow farther apart until they are back in sync.

He's veered away from video games, but Cory's new work is looking really interesting these days.

Ben Folds cover of Such Great Heights

Ben Folds cover of Such Great Heights by The Postal Service using found percussion instruments (like a champagne glass and a plastic mail bin). (thx, james)

This is old news, but I missed

This is old news, but I missed it while I was gone, so apologies if you've seen this. Banksy replaced copies of Paris Hilton's new CD in stores around the UK with his own copies containing doctored album art and a 40-minute song by Gnarls Barkley's Danger Mouse. Banksy made a video of himself pulling off the stunt. Copies of the CD are on eBay for $180-1,300. An mp3 of the song contained on the doctored CD is available.

By Jason Kottke    Sep 11, 2006    Banksy   dangermouse   MP3   music   Paris Hilton   remix

Here's a great video of old school

Here's a great video of old school arcade games represented using household items...here's a Frogger screenshot. The rest of the photos and videos are worth a look as well; Roof Sex is reminiscent of Furniture Porn (nsfw). (via waxy)

By Jason Kottke    Aug 21, 2006    games   NSFW   remix   sex   video   video games

Pictures of celebrities photoshopped to look like

Pictures of celebrities photoshopped to look like senior citizens. Some of them are amazing.

Great Coke ad parody of Grand Theft Auto. (via df)

Great Coke ad parody of Grand Theft Auto. (via df)

Here's a video of Snoop Dogg listening

Here's a video of Snoop Dogg listening to and singing along with a country-style cover of Gin and Juice by The Gourds.

By Jason Kottke    Aug 8, 2006    gourds   music   remix   snoopdoggydogg

If you're reading kottke.org at work

If you're reading kottke.org at work and shouldn't be, you might want to read the site as if it looked like Microsoft Word. Make other sites Work Friendly here.

By Jason Kottke    Aug 2, 2006    kottke.org   remix   word

Richard Donner is re-editing Superman II for

Richard Donner is re-editing Superman II for a November 2006 DVD release. "Unlike many 'special edition' and 'director's cut' movies released over the years, Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut will essentially be a completely new film." (thx, dj)

Stop-motion human Space Invaders. The must-see video

Stop-motion human Space Invaders. The must-see video game and stop-motion video related link of the day. (thx, janelle)

Update: This looks like the official site.

Photographic recreation of George Seraut's painting, Sunday

Photographic recreation of George Seraut's painting, Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte (see it larger). Seurat is one of my favorite painters, and it was a treat to see this painting in Chicago recently.

Great Russian illustrations of movies. I like

Great Russian illustrations of movies. I like the Star Wars one and The Terminator.

By Jason Kottke    Jul 5, 2006    art   movies   remix   Star Wars

Sarah Trigg's work combines geographic maps with

Sarah Trigg's work combines geographic maps with biological forms. "The explorer system [in colonial North America] caused the Native American system to change its normal functioning, much like cancer cells do to normal cells." More here. (via moon river)

By Jason Kottke    Jun 21, 2006    art   biology   maps   remix   sarahtrigg   science

Awesome must-read article about people who have

Awesome must-read article about people who have implanted magnets in the tips of their fingers, effectively giving themselves a sixth sense, a sense of magnetism. A very simple human/machine hybrid...or a mutant like the X-Men's Magneto.

By Jason Kottke    Jun 7, 2006    remix   xmen

New project from Cory Arcangel: Kurt Cobain's

New project from Cory Arcangel: Kurt Cobain's suicide letter with Google AdSense ads (which are automatically generated based on the content of the page). Current ads include ones for free ringtones, techniques to end anxiety, and public speaking training.

So many New Yorkers retire to Florida,

So many New Yorkers retire to Florida, it makes sense to see what Manhattan looks like next to Miami. See also my Manhattan Elsewhere project, a map mashup featuring the island of Manhattan visiting Chicago, Boston, San Franciso, etc.

By Jason Kottke    Jun 6, 2006    maps   miami   NYC   remix

myDaVinci takes your photo and pastes your

myDaVinci takes your photo and pastes your face onto the Mona Lisa. Not a fan of Leonardo? Try being the Girl with a Pearl Earring or American Gothic. (via ais)

My friend Maciej found this map of

My friend Maciej found this map of NYC divided into sections that contain the same populations as other American cities. The page containing the image says it's from an unknown "City of New York publication". Anyone know where it's from or where to get a better copy? Email me.

By Jason Kottke    Jun 4, 2006    maps   NYC   remix

Names of books + band names. Charlie Daniels

Names of books + band names. Charlie Daniels and the Chocolate Factory, Motley Crusoe, The Natalie Merchant of Venice, and J-Lolita...you get the idea.

By Jason Kottke    May 31, 2006    books   funny   music   remix

Quite a few photographic homages to Rene

Quite a few photographic homages to Rene Magritte. I love this updated classic.

Artist Jeremiah Palecek has recently been painting

Artist Jeremiah Palecek has recently been painting pieces inspired by video games, including Super Mario Bros.

Browsing recent interestingness on Flickr, I ran

Browsing recent interestingness on Flickr, I ran across these photos of women photoshopped to include glass eyes, prostheses, eyepatches, and to look like amputees. This is a practice of devotees of amputee fetishism called Electronic Surgery. More examples here, here, and here. Probably a bit NSFW.

Update: Flickr has removed the users who posted those photos. Sorry.

3-D NYC buildings from Google Earth (extracted

3-D NYC buildings from Google Earth (extracted with OGLE) printed out on a 3-D printer.

By Jason Kottke    May 12, 2006    3-D   Google   Google Earth   maps   NYC   ogle   remix

Designer Michael Bierut confesses: "I am a

Designer Michael Bierut confesses: "I am a plagiarist". "...my mind is stuffed full of graphic design, graphic design done by other people. How can I be sure that any idea that comes out of that same mind is absolutely my own?"

I can't tell if this is a

I can't tell if this is a joke on TBS's part or not, but this is an actual promo of theirs for The Lord of the Rings movies done in the style of alternate trailers like The Shining and Brokeback to the Future. "It sucks to be Frodo."

Update: Looks like they're having a bit of fun over at TBS...check out their other promos.

By Jason Kottke    Apr 15, 2006    commercials   lotr   movies   remix   trailers   TV

Movie trailer mash-up: Toy Story 2 + Requiem for a Dream.

Movie trailer mash-up: Toy Story 2 + Requiem for a Dream.

Representation of the London Tube map if

Representation of the London Tube map if the stations were sponsored by products or companies. I love the Pizza Hutney, Upministry of Sound, and iPoddington stops. Rather DFWesque. (via bb)

Presenting the Bible's Book of Genesis in

Presenting the Bible's Book of Genesis in rap songs. For instance, the song for Genesis 21 -- which tells the story of Isaac and Ishmael -- is Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G.

Mashup sport: chessboxing. "The basic idea in

Mashup sport: chessboxing. "The basic idea in chessboxing is to combine the no.1 thinking sport and the no.1 fighting sport into a hybrid that demands the most of its competitors - both mentally and physically. In a chessboxing fight two opponents play alternating rounds of chess and boxing. The contest starts with a round of chess, followed by a boxing round, followed by another round of chess and so on." More from the LA Times and the Guardian.

By Jason Kottke    Feb 7, 2006    boxing   chess   chessboxing   remix   sports

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