Motorized scooters, ostensibly for the handicapped, are finding a new audience: the lazy. "When scooter demand outstrips supply at Wal-Mart, greeters 'evaluate the situation' and make sure that people using the scooters can demonstrate a legitimate need."
kottke.org posts about handicapped
News flash! 17-yo kid obliterates opponents at video games. Ok, here's the kicker: he's blind.