Celebrity by Woody Allen AUG 21 1999
As I've written here before, I'm not a big fan of Woody Allen the actor but I like Woody Allen the director. Therefore, I had high hopes for Celebrity. It turns out that while Woody isn't in the movie, Kenneth Branagh plays Woody Allen playing the lead role. I'm not joking; see it yourself if you think I'm kidding. Also, Winona Ryder must have had her breasts done since her last film...they were quite conspicuous. Either that or she was wearing one of those water bras from Fredrick's of Hollywood.