It seems like every group, religion, cult, fortune teller, soothsayer, and psychic has their own idea about when the world is going to end. What we need is a Web site that keeps track of these various apocalypses…with email notification. An “apocalypse of the day” of sorts:
Date: Fri, 23 Jul 1999 12:30:44 -0500
From: kiss your ass goodbye <email@example.com>
Subject: Today is a good day to die!
Today is July 23, 1999, and according to the Zoroastrians, the world is scheduled to end today at approx. 2:51 pm EST. If this turns out to be yet another false apocalypse (185 false apocalypses in a row…and counting!), your next chance to witness the end of the world will be on Aug 11, 1999. Have a nice day.
The Team at kissyourassgoodbye.org