A taxonomy of wine labels JUN 10 2011
The major types of wine bottle label include Animals Doing Things, Indie Designer, and the Euro-Trash A-hole.
A rare sighting, the A-Hole label is usually more than a label. Often, the whole bottle is some unique shape. Look! I'm a wine bottle in the shape of a shampoo bottle! Deal with it! Whatever. What to Expect: I wouldn't know, for I do not condone this sort of behavior. And neither should you.