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Tom Swifties

posted by Jason Kottke   Jun 05, 2009

Schott’s Vocab is holding a Tom Swifty competition this weekend.

“Who discovered radium?” asked Marie curiously.
“Just parsley, sage and rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.
“Show no mercy killing the vampire,” said Tom painstakingly.
“It keeps my hair in place,” said Alice with abandon.

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