Jason’s coming back. I can’t thank him enough for locking me in this tenement with the bag of Cheetohs and the six pack of Mountain Dew, telling me to, “Link, monkey! Link!” I hope he enjoyed his time in Atlantic City.
I kid. Thanks, Jason, for giving me this opportunity, and thank you, kottke readers, for not abandoning the site in his absence.
Update by jkottke: Thanks for holding down the fort so ably, Ainsley. Your puntastic post titles and fondness for marine life will be missed. If you require writing services in the future, check out her small copywriting concern, Ministry of Imagery.