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How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

How to be a successful evil overlord and avoid all the mistakes that bad guys usually make in books, movies, and TV.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible spot.

(via memeticians)