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Area woman makes good

Part of The Onion’s end-of-2008 package: Area Woman Becomes Republican Vice Presidential Candidate.

The mother of five, who enjoys attending church potluck dinners with husband Todd, an unemployed commercial fisherman, reportedly “jumped at the chance” to become the second most powerful person in the country.

Sometimes the funniest fake news is disturbingly real.