Atlas of bank robberies  AUG 21 2008

Someone make this map, please:

It occurred to me that you could make a map -- a whole book of maps -- detailing all possible routes of bank robbery within the underground foundations of a city. What basements to tunnel through, what walls can be hammered down: you make a labyrinth of well-placed incisions and the city is yours. Perforated from below by robbers, it rips to pieces. The city is a maze of unrealized break-ins.