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Nuts for trucks

posted by Jason Kottke   Feb 16, 2004

Nuts for trucks. HOTTT REAR BUMPER NUDITY!!!

Reader comments

dowingbaFeb 16, 2004 at 1:53AM

Man I hope I never see a truck with those on it. I’ll be forced to destroy them. And the truck.

bobFeb 16, 2004 at 9:59AM

well, welcome to texas. i’ve seen mor than one pair of those down here.

ChrisFeb 16, 2004 at 4:06PM

Yes, I have seen several in here Texas as well…and sadly enough there is more than one place that sells them trucknutz

Stefan JonesFeb 16, 2004 at 5:59PM

Don’t these fools know that neutered trucks are less aggressive and don’t wander around as much?

KarlFeb 16, 2004 at 6:02PM

Just as tacky and wrong as the trucks they are attached to…

ChicagoTexFeb 16, 2004 at 7:34PM

Seriously? Argh, well, as much as I don’t want to admit it, yes, I could see people putting these things on their trucks back home (Texas). (Are these the same people who put “Ain’t Skeered” on the back of their windows? Heh.)

ChicagoTexFeb 16, 2004 at 7:38PM

Heh, the idea of castration never seemed like so much fun before.

davegFeb 16, 2004 at 8:33PM

I too have seen many of these in Texas.

bobFeb 17, 2004 at 1:03AM

so is this just a texas problem or what? because i’m going to be upset if it is.

terenceFeb 17, 2004 at 3:11AM

i’ve seen those here in L.A., thought it was the lamest thing i had ever seen on a vehicle.

wfrazerjrFeb 17, 2004 at 9:47PM

Most trucks owners are forced to purchase them as a compensation for their own tragic lack of sac.

LeifFeb 18, 2004 at 1:27AM

lol What is all this stuff against people who own trucks? I grew up on a ranch and I assure you we couldn’t have survived without them. Or are you referring to people who live in places like here in downtown Chicago who own them? Rest assured that I certainly would never have put nuts on my truck, though (heck, I don’t even own a vehicle anymore—I take the trains).

Les JonesFeb 19, 2004 at 2:34PM

Seen them? In Tennessee they’ve been around at least two years, and the truck balls back then were home-made. It looked like tennis balls in burlap.

truck accessoriesFeb 19, 2004 at 5:12PM

You can get these nuts powder coated and made of aluminum. these are the best ones out there

bricky-brack n baitMar 10, 2004 at 8:18AM

I think they are hilarious. We’ve got the nuts with wrinkles and one nut hangs lower than the other.

weight loss medicationsApr 06, 2004 at 10:15AM

I heard of weight loss but where did the body go?

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