Just how far can that Yeti smack a penguin? JAN 22 2004
Just how far can that Yeti smack a penguin?. My high score is 320.5.
There are 156 reader comments
25 22 2004 1:25PM
Any tips on, oh, how to play?
26 22 2004 1:26PM
323.4!
27 22 2004 1:27PM
this is just too much fun... 323.4 :)
28 22 2004 1:28PM
315.7
207.6 nost first!
30 22 2004 1:30PM
Damn y'all -- I only got 323.3. 211 nose first, though.
30 22 2004 1:30PM
You can also play for least distance (>0). 65.5 is my best so far.
32 22 2004 1:32PM
322.9
37 22 2004 1:37PM
57.5!
02 22 2004 2:02PM
321.3!
36 22 2004 2:36PM
> You can also play for least distance
Yeah I started off that way ;) 66
47 22 2004 2:47PM
323.5 :)
01 22 2004 3:01PM
316.7 longest distance
201.7 longest nose first
72.7 shortest distance
10 22 2004 3:10PM
Ok this must stop...323.5 (me too! me too!) 207.4 (nosefirst) and only 75.8 (least distance)
07 22 2004 4:07PM
I was too much of a linedrive hitter intially - and I kept thinking I wished there was a way to make the Yeti right-handed.
Criminy.
But I eventually got all of that penguin, for 323.5, 205.9 nosefirst, and 86.7 for short distance (can't get the hang of that, for some reason). My goodness, how addicting.
21 22 2004 4:21PM
very addictive :-)
i managed 320.5, but try as i may, i could not get past that score.
31 22 2004 5:31PM
Okay, I couldn't beat greatest distance (317.9), but I did get a shortest distance - 64.1.
32 22 2004 5:32PM
323.4 - I've got way too much time on my hands !
46 22 2004 5:46PM
longest penguin whack: 323.3 metres
longest penguin nosedive: 207.2 metres
longest penguin grounder: 155.2 metres
shortest penguin motion: 0.0 metres
hours.
58 22 2004 5:58PM
Must. Stop. Whacking. Penguin.
Longest nosedive is now 207.4 - can't imagine exceeding 211 as reported above. I CLOBBERED the little fella on that one.
Longest overall is still 323.5.
Shortest is now 76.3, and this was TOTALLY by accident. I have no idea how to go for a short whack.
I'm bothered by the Yeti's lack of "stepping into the swing." My man must have HUGE arms.
02 22 2004 6:02PM
LOL. I thought I was going to be big stuff and come in here that I got 323.5. I wonder if that's the highest one can go.
05 22 2004 6:05PM
And nope, for short whacks, I can't even get below 130. Great link.
09 22 2004 6:09PM
HA! Got 64.1 and totally by accident. So, it's possible. :) OK, that's enough of that.
21 22 2004 6:21PM
Oh yeah, I killed that mofo when I hit the nose-dive 211. I didn't think he'd come back on the screen. Still stuck at 323.3 -- I can't seem to crank that extra .2.
35 22 2004 6:35PM
I sent this to a friend and she got 325 on her first try. And this guy got a 326.4.
44 22 2004 6:44PM
since i can't seem to get past 316.something (first try) i challenge everyone to rise to my level of mediocrity: get exacly 200 with a nose dive, as i just did.
51 22 2004 6:51PM
207.6 on the nose dive. after 30 minutes. 30 minutes for .1
so worth it :D
54 22 2004 6:54PM
I can consistently hit in the 300 range, highest 322.something. I actually don't think it's possible to make it past 323.4/5... that would seem to be the highest you can go based on everyone i know who's played it.
35 22 2004 7:35PM
The first time I read the link title, I thought it said something about 'Jedi' and smacking penguins. Alas, I was a little disappointed.
And I could only make 319.
35 22 2004 7:35PM
bicaboc - I got exactly 200 with a nose dive too. Only 315.2 or something on the belly slide.
59 22 2004 7:59PM
I think the guy who claims a 326.4 has a hard time distinguishing between a "6" and a "5"...if not then I going to damn bitter.
00 22 2004 8:00PM
make that a "6" and a "3".
07 22 2004 8:07PM
nose dive: 206.3
belly: 316.3
38 22 2004 8:38PM
That's weird, I got 326.4 on one of my first tries. Didn't realize that was even good!
27 22 2004 9:27PM
323.5 distance
205 nosedive
Carp, thought 323.5 was where it topped out, but people are reporting topping 326. Gotta whack me some flightless birds
40 22 200410:40PM
we've been demanding screenshots from each other all day
06 23 200412:06AM
323.5 distance
211 nosedive
56.3 short
of course, i have been playing the game for two days non-stop now, you'd think i'd have enough practice...
54 23 2004 1:54AM
I got 56 for shortest distance. It was a huge glitch though because the penguin just landed as if it hadn't been hit but it didn't say "0" like it usually does, it said "56".
50 23 2004 3:50AM
http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm
Faster version. Sometimes doesn't load, but great when it does.
40 23 2004 4:40AM
490.3 after a couple of swings. What's the limit?
51 23 2004 6:51AM
Link isn't working for me. :(
02 23 2004 7:02AM
Apparently the distance you get is random, someone on a forum wrote a macro to do exactly the same swing each time and he got wildly different results.
15 23 2004 7:15AM
Re: Jason. Heh, Yep, I think we killed it. I decided to take a break a minute ago and whack the penguin around some more, but evidently his server's overloaded now.
11 23 2004 8:11AM
server overloaded?
i guess thats what happens when you have a good game?
14 23 2004 8:14AM
forgot to mention i found another simple but addictive game and server should still be up.
have it on my blog under "How bored are you", apologies if you think this is a blatant advert, but its another "one of those" games!
37 23 2004 8:37AM
heh @ Donato. I made it to 10. Takes a lot longer to get the hang of it.
37 23 2004 9:37AM
For everyone who can't access it from this link, go to http://games.tiscali.cz/temp3/yp010.swf and crash his server, too.
58 23 2004 9:58AM
Chicagotex.. that link didn't work either.. 5 diff people have emailed about this game, and I can't play. ugh..
21 23 200410:21AM
491.5 - nosedive. Seriously.
34 23 200410:34AM
keep trying ChicagoTex!
i must of got a lucky run on the wind force and directions! ;-)
35 23 200410:35AM
The records around our dept.
Longest - 324.3
Nose Dive - 207.6
Grounder - 65.4
52 23 200410:52AM
C'mon everyone, submit your highscore to the "Smack The Penguin Highscore List" on http://www.sprain.ch/penguin/ :-)
56 23 200411:56AM
323.5. I'm pretty damn proud of myself.
23 23 200412:23PM
A flagpole in the ass has got to hurt.
56 23 200412:56PM
586 bouncing
489 nosedive
(it seems easier today)
26 23 2004 4:26PM
Nah, they're altered programs, as Sprain kind of points out on his link. Notice that the signs stop after 350. Scandalous!
28 23 2004 4:28PM
Hmm, 300 even.
17 23 2004 5:17PM
cannot. stop. penguining.
updates:
longest penguining: 323.5
(up a whopping .2 from last time, johnny)
longest penguine nose dive: 207.9
(and look, bert, up a remarkable .7 on the nose dive. fan-tastic.)
shortest excuseable penguining: 61.0
(whak-honk) vhreeeeeeeeee!
(whak-honk) vhreeeeeeeeee!
04 24 200412:04AM
Shortest Nosedive: 188.9
08 24 2004 9:08PM
I think this is a fiendish European plot to get Americans to use the metric system.
30 25 200411:30PM
Lowest: I got ZERO (0)
59 26 200410:59AM
Apparently there are at least two different Penguin Games. Both give wildly different results.
http://home.tele2.fr/kcv/pinguin.swf -- The high score on this game seems to be 323.5. That's as high as my coworker and I can get and we've smacked those penguins around at least 10,000 times.
http://meph.eu.org/ -- The high scores all top 500. The penguin moves faster and farther.
Hopefully this clears up any confusion regarding high scores. If anyone can definitively say that 323.5 is not the high score I'd like to hear from you.
51 26 200412:51PM
What's the high score for the smack at meph.eu.org - I cant seem to get any higher than 593. Does anyone know? I dont want to spend anymore time if its not any higher.
14 27 200412:14AM
we have smacked that penguin about 1000 times each in this office, and no one can beat 593. Anything higher and its a fudged screen dump. if someone has genuinely got highter, give us the link....
10 27 200410:10AM
We've been playing for two days - 324.3 is the highest I've gotten and 323.5 a couple of times on the legit game.
12 27 200410:12AM
Also - 64.1 appears to be the absolute low and 207.4 is the highest anyone has gotten on a can of corn on the legit game. We play 5 swings and one of use got a total of 1390. I haven't come close to a 1300 round yet but I'm determined to.
51 27 2004 7:51PM
I got 593.5 on the http://www.meph.eu.org/ version hope that answers anyones question. I'll even post a picture if anyone doesn't believe me :P
47 28 200412:47AM
I just got 593.5 on that fast one, and my best on the slower one is 323.4. This game is too adictive.
42 28 2004 8:42AM
Huh! I didn´t realize that I am among the top penguin-smashers in the world!
My longest is 323.5, I´ve hit that a couple of times.
Longest nose dive is 207.8.
Kinda proud:)
38 28 200410:38AM
I hv done 593.5 also ..don't know which version I am using
13 28 200411:13AM
321.2 is the most
34 28 2004 6:34PM
I got 593 the first day playing but i don't know in which version.
56 28 2004 6:56PM
ok here is the link http://laget.kicks-ass.net/pingvin/pinguin.swf i just got a 593.5
30 28 200411:30PM
323.5 is the tops I could get on the slow version... ditto on addictive.
50 28 200411:50PM
I have gotten 593.5- I think that's the highest you can go
34 29 200412:34AM
322.9 somewhere in my first ten swings or so. Never got past 302 or 303 after that. Beginners luck?
02 29 2004 1:02AM
I got 323.5, 207.5 nose first and a 65.4 (on a double swing I swong it by mistake and swung again) least.
30 29 2004 6:30AM
well well well boyz i am the leader of the pack with 329.3
26 29 2004 9:26AM
I got 574.3 and 587.1
06 29 200410:06AM
I smacked that sucker 593.3 this morn!! The trick is to hit ii hard and low that way it flys past 300 but when it hits the ground it bounces for a while and doesnt land head first!!! keep tryin boys!
07 29 200410:07AM
oops that was supposed to be 593.5.
31 29 200412:31PM
598.8 is what i got my girl got something similar i think you can get 600 tops
30 29 200410:30PM
a girl I work with got 325.5.
03 30 2004 4:03AM
i got 1282.9.. ..no lie
07 30 2004 4:07AM
oh... and I do have the screen dump to prove it
15 30 2004 7:15AM
and were is this screen dump then!
06 30 200410:06AM
I had 588.3! Smack it so it bounce!
15 30 2004 2:15PM
ok, try this one...http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu2.swf. The furthest we have gotten was 598...no 600s. But then replace the 2 in the address with a 3. Then you can smack it into the 1200s!
00 30 2004 4:00PM
I got 1195.6 using that the website from Bill
29 30 2004 6:29PM
I got 593.5 2x. My guess is 600 is the max? Looks like make him land closest to 350, but not over, so he bounces.
58 30 2004 6:58PM
I got 596.4 bouncing on his stomach. i cant get any highte
12 30 2004 8:12PM
Je l'ai lancé à 492 à mon 5e essai. Je suis très fier de moi.
25 31 200412:25PM
Short Score: 56.3
Nose First: 207.5
Furthest: 319.8
29 31 200412:29PM
Long: 1184.9
Short: -56.3
Nose First 788.1
This is with the link where you replace the 2 with a 3.
30 31 200412:30PM
New long: 1200.3
30 31 200412:30PM
Nose First: 789.2
19 31 2004 6:19PM
my longest on the nose dive is 207.6 and the longest hit is 325.6 very addicting.
51 01 2004 7:51AM
Haven't checked on this thread for a while, but I figured I'd add this new version of the penguin game. You can make the penguin go absurdly far--one of my nose-dives went well into the 2000s. Personally, I prefer the original: it seemed more realistic.
37 01 2004 2:37PM
Believe it or not, I smacked the penquin 3207.9 feet. A lot of fun!!!!
13 01 2004 4:13PM
3498.3 here. But I mainly just posted that to say...Post 100! Woo hoo! Ok, childish moment's over.
57 01 2004 4:57PM
You guys have me confused. Me and my friends are consistently dropping that penguin in the 400's, and most of us have high scores in the 580's. We are playing at http://meph.eu.org/. If this is not the site you guys are talking about, please let me know. I want to know what we're doing differently.
36 01 2004 5:36PM
593.5
32 01 2004 6:32PM
Gleno, there are several different versions of the game. Too many, if you ask me. A good compilation of all the games (that I know of) can be found on my site. Anyway, enjoy.
46 01 200410:46PM
If you want to bet all records try this
http://www.korenwolf.net/pingu/rocket-up-the-arse.html
36 02 2004 5:36AM
Found a new site called "Yeti Sports". Can even download wallpaper and keep score. Not sure if it's the original programmer, but he's sure putting a copyright on it.
48 02 2004 8:48PM
wow you can get scores upwards of 10000. I got 12164.3
44 02 2004 9:44PM
you are all a bunch of losers
44 02 2004 9:44PM
you are all a bunch of losers
58 03 200410:58AM
593.7
58 03 200412:58PM
I got 350.8 beat dat pplz
33 03 2004 6:33PM
i got 593.5
16 04 2004 2:16AM
Version - pingu4
Highest - 3572 (have the jpg to prove it)
Version - Original
Highest - 323.5 (highest you can go)
Yeti is the original. Now includes database function for comparing games.
23 04 2004 8:23PM
you don't want to make it pop fly, if you skid it it gives better distance. swing a little later, my best is 581.4
03 05 2004 1:03AM
I got 556.0. It's hard and so... addictive.
00 05 2004 6:00AM
593,5, beat it!
19 05 200410:19AM
where can you get it from, what website?
09 05 2004 2:09PM
I got 593.5. Haven't been able to get past it although I've got 593.5 several times.
31 05 2004 4:31PM
I think thats the limit I cant get passed 593.5
42 05 2004 4:42PM
The swing action is triggered by the Mouse-Up event, not the "click". Which means, you can get a little more control by holding down the mouse button until you're ready to swing .. then release.
16 05 2004 7:16PM
Mine 323.5. What is the MAX you can get? This is supposedly the "NEW" version off the official site.
19 05 2004 9:19PM
i got a 588.9 after playin for about 30 mins
11 06 2004 8:11PM
Comon guys I smacked the little bugger 593.5 and few at 588
11 06 2004 8:11PM
Comon guys I smacked the little bugger 593.5 and few at 588
31 07 2004 2:31AM
I got 322.9 (sliden) and 206.9 (nose in ground)
33 07 2004 2:33AM
original www.milkandcookies.com
58 07 2004 3:58PM
I got 323.4 on the original, 1224.1 on another version (http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf) and 12,000something on the low gravity one. Anyone know the max score for the last two?
14 09 200410:14AM
Taylor: 323.5 total distance
15 09 200410:15AM
Dave: 207.6 nose in ground
17 09 200412:17PM
most distance 577.5 i have the image to prove it
17 09 200412:17PM
most distance 577.5 i have the image to prove it
37 10 2004 2:37PM
my highest so far is 588.8--longest nose dive was 498.3--shortest hit was about 130. what is the longest possible...does anyone know?
31 11 2004 1:31AM
there is another version out there where you can smack the dude a ton. i hit the dude 1216.8. it's the furthest I can get with teh faster version
32 12 2004 5:32AM
Ya, I got the meph one up to 593.4, but also 323.5 on the regular one.....
35 12 2004 5:35AM
& also have the screen shots 4 proof..... but, I think the units of measurement is in feet, not meters. Could you imagine a ball in the majors going 323 meters!!! That's 1000 feet!!!!!!!!!!!!
43 12 200410:43PM
I got a couple in the 590's. Can't remember what they were, for sure. I have had several between 550 and 590. Thinking I could get 600 but not so far.
18 13 2004 5:18AM
i got 543.7 haha beat that fuckers!
20 13 2004 5:20AM
least is 99
28 13 200412:28PM
Cool...556.../
45 13 200412:45PM
Cool...2e best...593.5.../
14 13 2004 7:14PM
Mine is 577.8 on a slam
37 16 2004 8:37PM
Make him SLIDE...my highest when sliding the pingu!!!...578...587.1 twice and my best 593.5...still trying...Yes!
56 16 2004 8:56PM
I just did it! Twice my best 593.5...Sliding...Yes!...3 days later.
12 16 2004 9:12PM
In french we said..." jamais deux sans trois"...third time best...593.5...and I print it! Good Bye! Still trying for highest score?
44 17 2004 5:44AM
igot 3569 and i have dajpg pic 2 prove it beat dat every1
46 17 2004 5:46AM
now i got 3699 i got proof thas da best i can get
32 17 2004 2:32PM
adam...WOW!!!...what kind of PC... "GForce"...have you??????....WOW again!!!
52 17 2004 8:52PM
I got 1224.1 on http://www.rustusovka.com/12345/ping3.swf and 593 on http://www.probox.nl/
04 17 2004 9:04PM
12029.1 on http://www.korenwolf.net/pingu/rocket-up-the-arse.html
22 17 200410:22PM
Fourth time 593.5...can not go beyond..."But...korenwolf.net...the Pingu!!! endless jump...no stop!!!!...fake!!!!!!
the best site web...to try..." www.meph.eu.org/ "...Yes!
01 18 200410:01AM
This morning Surprises!!!!!!....12083.4 after pingu!!!...15 minutes bounces at "korenwolf.net"...average score between...5316.5 to10072.1...least 248.9....Surprises!!!...Very...Yes!!!
36 19 2004 2:36AM
2:28:hre. a.m...just did...12147.8...after 15 mtes. bounces!!!
38 19 200412:38PM
323.6 is my record... Have a screenshot of it too
00 19 2004 1:00PM
longets was 1164.1
shortest was 56.7.
08 20 200412:08AM
I just did 593.5 on my first day trying this silly little game, which seems to be the best (honest) time I've seen posted. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24 20 2004 2:24AM
dude my best is 7.86 so buya you all suck butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34 20 2004 2:34AM
just saw tori's and 1164.1 is imposible+ just got 6.98
This thread is closed to new comments. Thanks to everyone who responded.
Ryan Schroeder08 22 2004 1:08PM
321!
also 205.6 nose first.
and now i've spent _way_ too much time smacking the pengiun