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Spin-offs of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

posted by Jason Kottke   Sep 02, 2003

Spin-offs of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

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Brian KaneSep 02, 2003 at 9:21PM

i don’t think i could have thought of worse parody titles if i tried :)

xSep 03, 2003 at 4:28AM

Bowa melts down, reconfirming Mr Rolen’s trade…Excellence in defending non-extistent title guy- for the wholesale selling out of the Phils guy. Kiss your future goodbye, guy, Bowa. Chased off the finest player alive for that fat slob Thome…booya! Enjoy your mental collaps3, mental inferior….Oh yeah, BTW…I HATE bowa. So pissed, I’m nonsensical.

xSep 03, 2003 at 4:28AM

Bowa melts down, reconfirming Mr Rolen’s trade…Excellence in defending non-extistent title guy- for the wholesale selling out of the Phils guy. Kiss your future goodbye, guy, Bowa. Chased off the finest player alive for that fat slob Thome…booya! Enjoy your mental collaps3, mental inferior….Oh yeah, BTW…I HATE bowa. So pissed, I’m nonsensical.

aSep 03, 2003 at 4:32AM

asshat Bowa chased away the finest player alive. Forced scotty to go to the cards, he’s better off there. his average is up and his spirits are h8igher than ever before.

dowingbaSep 04, 2003 at 12:40AM

Sounds like sports talk…weblogs are for nerds, though!!

Ahem, now lets talk about science.

wendellSep 06, 2003 at 4:46AM

It’s one of those intraweb thingies that make me think: Damn, I could write a better list myself in two minutes!

Timer starts… Now!

Glass Eye for the Blind Guy
Third Eye for the Totally Non-Introspective Guy
Third Eye for the Blind Guy
Slant Eye for the Caucasian Guy (oooh… racial tackylanguage; sure to get attention now!)
Minutiae for the Big Picture Guy
Kottke Eye for…
Time’s Up!

IAWENDec 06, 2003 at 4:20PM

Pink Eye for the Visene (SP?) Guy

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