Spin-offs of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
i don't think i could have thought of worse parody titles if i tried :)
Alternatively, let google do the work for you.
Bowa melts down, reconfirming Mr Rolen's trade...Excellence in defending non-extistent title guy- for the wholesale selling out of the Phils guy. Kiss your future goodbye, guy, Bowa. Chased off the finest player alive for that fat slob Thome...booya! Enjoy your mental collaps3, mental inferior....Oh yeah, BTW...I HATE bowa. So pissed, I'm nonsensical.
asshat Bowa chased away the finest player alive. Forced scotty to go to the cards, he's better off there. his average is up and his spirits are h8igher than ever before.
k - i'm lost.
Sounds like sports talk...weblogs are for nerds, though!!
Ahem, now lets talk about science.
It's one of those intraweb thingies that make me think: Damn, I could write a better list myself in two minutes!
Timer starts... Now!
Glass Eye for the Blind Guy
Third Eye for the Totally Non-Introspective Guy
Third Eye for the Blind Guy
Slant Eye for the Caucasian Guy (oooh... racial tackylanguage; sure to get attention now!)
Minutiae for the Big Picture Guy
Kottke Eye for...
Pink Eye for the Visene (SP?) Guy
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