Who says spam is all bad? I got a spam last night that contained a link to the Elbo Elf site: “Make your child happy this Christmas! Get them an Elbo Elf book and CD. Elbo Elf is the story of a Christmas Elf in Santa’s workshop with four uncoordinated arms - the story of how he became…‘The Package Master of Christmas’”. A whole CD and book about a four-armed elf dubbed “The Package Master”? That’s fan-frickin’-tastic.
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