A few weeks ago, as DEC 28 2000
A few weeks ago, as opening day for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon approached, I began to make up other phrases that fit into that 4 word, 8 syllable format. For instance, yesterday's plane ride could be described as "Crowded Aircraft, Crying Infant". My workday so far today can be summed up as "Freezing Fingers, Empty Workplace". The best one I've come up with is "Fancy Bobsled, Happy Hobo", which doesn't mean anything, but I still like the sound of it (who knew B was such a funny letter).
I've closed posting on this, but you can read other people's alternate Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon titles here.